I changed the lyrics for the song "This is Halloween" from the Nightmare Before Christmas. Some parts are funny. Then moar words you know of the song, the better. Kinda weird.

Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see someone strange?
Come with us and we'll go see
A town that we call Halloween
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins pee in their bed at night
This is Halloween, everybody drink caffeine
So you can trick or treat way past the middle of the
night
It's our town, everybody scream
Best to scream to the extreme
I am the one hiding under your bed
Teeth ground sharp and my name is Ed
I am the one hiding under your stairs
I went to the zoo and got mauled by a bear
That's not Halloween but this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
In this town we call home
Everybody hail to Donkey Kong
In this town, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise
Round that corner, man hiding from the trash can
That thing waiting now to pounce, and how
you'll pee
Pee! Your pants I mean
Probably be slimy green
Aren't you scared?
Well, your a wimp
Say it once, say it twice
Take the chance and roll the dice
Ride on the moon in the dead of night
Everybody scream, everybody scream
In our town of Halloween
I am the clown with the tear-away suit
Here in a flash and gone with all your loot
I am the "boo" when you cry, "boo hoo"
I am the guy eating all your stew
I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your pants to the brim with fright
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
Halloween! Halloween!
Chicken dumplings everywhere
Life's no fun when you play solitaire
That's our job, because we're mean
This IS a town of Halloween
In this town
Don't we love it now?
We're all still waiting for that next surprise
Skeleton jack might stab you in the back
And laugh like a banshee
You'll probably bleed right out of your skin
This is Halloween, everyone scream
Won't ya please make way, I'm a very special
guy
Our man jack is king of a pumpkin patch
Let's all ditch the Pumpkin King and
This is Halloween, we hate Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
In this town we call home
For some reason we hail to this pumpkin song
La la la-la-la la-la-la,(ect.) Weeeeeeeeee-hee-he!