Sasuke and the Pepperstalk Chapter 1

Sasuke was in big trouble! Sasuke Uchiha is just your average ninja living with Sakura Haruno. What's wrong with that? He sold his teamate Naruto for a bag of 'Magical' chili peppers that would make his fire justus work. Sakura wasn't mad at all. She wanted Naruto gone. But Sasuke wasn't pleased and he threw the peppers on the ground. The peppers grew into what looked like a beanstalk that went up to the sky.

"I wonder what up there..." Sasuke said as he climbed up the pepperstalk. To his amazment, he saw a giant SandCastle on the clouds. He went up to the door and knocked. The door opened.

"Who are you?" A blonde girl up to Sasuke's height named Temari asked.

"My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I didn't get anything to eat, so I wanted to come here." Sasuke said cooly. Temari let him in and gave him tomatoes.

"What is a Sand Castle doing in the sky? And why is it so big?" Sasuke asked.

"Gaara wanted to move here..." Temari started to say when a black hooded boy named Kankuro appeared, covered with sand.

"How's training?" Temari said to the baka.

"He going to be here any minute. He'd almost kill me if I hadn't give him sugar cookies." Kankuro panted then fainted.

"I thought your brother was younger," Sasuke said, "What's going on?" Temari wanted to say something, but loud stomping was heard that everything shook.

"Temari!" A voice echoed in the hallway, "You better make me something to eat."

"No time to explain, Sasuke-kun." Temari whispered as she quickly hid Sasuke into the kitchen sink, which looked more like an ocean to the two kids.

"Fee, fi, fo, fum. I smell the blood of a Gay man..." That voice echoed again moving closer to the room and into the chair.

"I'm noy gay." Sasuke muttered, although it was a little true. He saw who the 50 feet giant was. There, on the table, rolling his jade eyes, was Subuku no Gaara.

"Had a bad day, Gaara-sama?" Temari asked. Gaara gave her a glare, then nodded.
Sasuke was very suprised. This was the person who tried to kill him. This is the same person that made him angry.

But Gaara seemed different. Although he still hated Sasuke, he is nice to Naruto, Lee, and his best friend in the whole world. He also wore a different outfit. The outfit that he fought with Kimimaru.

Gaara looked at what his sister made him to eat. Baked ziti with pepperoni, vegetables, and anchovies. Anchovies were disgusting to Gaara with their salty taste and bug eyes. But he didn't want to get hit by Temari's fan. It would still hurt him if he was bigger than the fan. So he took one bite and swallowed it whole.

"Glad you like my cooking." Temari said thoughtfully. She went to the sink to wash the dishes. Gaara then had the chance to grab the nearest garbage can and barf silently.

"Go now, Sasuke!" Temari whispered loudly to the forgotten emo boy.

"Never." Sasuke answered. Temari wanted to whack him in the head, but then she would be in trouble by Gaara.

"Now that I hid-I mean finished my meal," Gaara corrected himself, "Baka, bring me Hinata."

Kankuro, who finally woke up, ran to Gaara's bedroom and brought a swan with Indigo feathers and Bakyugan eyes on the table. Gaara pulled out a picture of Naruto naked to Hinata's face. She blushed and laid 10 golden eggs. Sasuke had an idea.

"If you need me, I'll be sleeping under the table." Gaara yawned to his siblings. Then he collasped. Kankuro and Temari knew that Gaara sleeping was a bad omen, so they ran into their rooms. As Sasuke went to grab Hinata, a giant blue veined arm went to a glass case that said:

In Case Uchiha steals something, Break glass.

The arm broke the glass and grabbed a giant chainsaw. When Sasuke heard the glass breaking and chainsaw buzzing, he grabbed Hinata and ran straight to the door.

To be continued...

The Tanuki's Money (Misa's Story) Chapter 1

You have heard about Misa from Ninja idol 2 and Naruto the movie 2. But you never heard about her adventures with the cast of Naruto. Here is one of them:

Once upon a time, in the mist village, Misa, the Tanuki, was cold inside her den.

"S-so c-c-cold..." Misa stuttered in the darkness,"Shukaku-niichan must be warm by now. And my host, Jess, is with him...At least anything couldn't get any worse."

Just then, an avalanche kicked in, making Misa get out of the den and into the frozen deathtrap everyone called snow. Misa was about to faint when she saw a hut and knocked on the door. A little boy with girlish black hair warmed himself by the fire. He was thinking about how his step-father tried to kill him when loud, giant knocking was heard.

"Sir! Sir! Please help me." The voice called out. The boy thought that it was a little girl with a loud voice. He opened the door. To his suprise, he looked up to a giant tanuki that looked like it was about to eat him.

"Please help me. The severe cold is killing me. Can I stay here for a while to warm off." Misa said as she bowed deeply.
"How?" The boy asked, seeing the height of the girl before him. Misa made a sign and shrunk to about 2-3 feet. She went inside and saw the bloodshed. She thought that the boy didn't wanna talk about it, so she sat by the fire.

"My name is Haku." The boy said finally,"You are not going to kill me?"

"Of course not. Why would I hurt a child who saved my life?" Misa asked.

"My father tried to hurt me because of my family's bloodline..." Haku said to the tanuki. He didn't expect Misa to hug him.

"Oh, you poor little boy! Are you hurt?" Misa wanted to make sure that Haku was okay,"I have a special family bloodline too."

"I already saw your ability to grow and shrink to any size you want," Haku explained to her.

Suddenly, Misa transformed into a beachball. Haku jumped up from the floor, but he wasn't suprised. After all, tanukis transforming is a normal thing, right? When Misa changed again, she was a tall man with a bandaged mask and a long sword.

"Like this, Haku?" Misa asked in a guy named Zabuza's voice,"I used my foresight justu to see someone you are going to meet in the future and then transform into him."

"Whoa!"Haku exclaimed. He thought that kind of move may confuse the enemy. He also thought that this tanuki might be a powerful ninja, maybe a chunin or Jonin at least. The tanuki changed back to her form.

"My name is Misa Ichibi. I have a girl as a host, so like her, I am a academy student. I come from the hidden sand village in the Land of the Wind. How may I repay you for your kindness?"Misa said as she smiled like an idiot.

To be continued...

The NightingGale Chapter 1

In Japan, the Founder of the Sand village is a Japanese man. Everything all started along time ago before the demons were born. Now before we talk about this man, we have to talk about his palace and Garden. And by his Garden I meant a large garden of Desert roses with bells, so that nobody would pass by without noticing them. The palace was made of the finest sand in all of the world. But if a man pass the garden into the forest, in the trees, there was a red nightingale who sang so beautifully, that every traveller heard it and wrote poetry about it, letting the whole world know about it.

One day, the founder named Ichibiku, called a servent to give him the newspaper.

"Momokiki!"Ichibiku called to his gentleman-in-waiting,"Can you please bring me the newspaper?" A man in a black cape and red eyes gave the paper to the so called emperor. Ichibiku read and read until he saw something about a bird.

"What the heck!"the blonde leader exclaimed,"I don't have a nightingale at all! What is this?"

"I don't know Ichi-sama,"Momokiki said,"But I will find him." He then asked everyone in the palace, yet know one knew about it. Momo-Kun thought that it was a myth.

"This news was handed down from the Hokage!"Ichibiku explained,"Either find the bird or I'll put you with the cobras!"

Will Momokiki find the Nightingale? How did the bird sang that talented?? Why does these characters seem familiar??? Tune in to the next chapter.