I see you have found your way into my little trunk of randomness... Well sit back and relax and look through the neat things i have stacked here. I hope you enjoy at least some of them. I will include images, videos and everything else that I find interesting, funny or just plain awesome (oxymoron eh?). So unlock the hatch an dive on in!

*Disclamer: I do not own any of the things I throw in the suitcase! I merely want to show off how awesome other people can be XD*

If you were gay... X3

Ok this is some love for the yaoi fangirls/fanboys out there!! Though I personally do not like it I have many good friends who do, so these two videos are for everyone out there who loves this stuff. They are not ment to be insulting!! I just think the're funny XD

Ok! First up: kind of Lavi/Kanda
"If you were gay, Kanda" AMV by Clefiea
Original music and skit by Avenue Q

And then we have: kind of Renji/Ichigo
"If Renji Were Gay" AMV by Zelgadis
Original song: Stephen Lynch's "If I were gay"

The Lesson

I found this poem while reading some Poe. It's called "The Lesson" by Roger McGough. Please don't get any wrong ideas when you read this. I think the author ment it as simply a lighthearted whimsy written for fun. I enjoyed it and found it funny and not some kind of homily on the evils of violence in school or such. I think it's just a funny play on the saying "let that be a lesson to you". But of course that's just me, you may interpret it any way you want it XD

The Lesson

Chaos ruled OK in the classroom
as bravely the teacher walked in
the hooligans ignored him
hid voice was lost in the din

"The theme for today is violence
and homework will be set
I'm going to teach you a lesson
one that you'll never forget"

He picked on a boy who was shouting
and throttled him then and there
then garrotted the girl behind him
(the one with grotty hair)

Then sword in hand he hacked his way
between the chattering rows
"First come, first severed" he declared
"fingers, feet or toes"

He threw the sword at a latecomer
it struck with deadly aim
then pulling out a shotgun
he continued with his game

The first blast cleared the backrow
(where those who skive hang out)
they collapsed like rubber dinghies
when the plug's pulled out

"Please may I leave the room sir?"
a trembling vandal enquired
"Of course you may" said teacher
put the gun to his temple and fired

The Head popped a head round the doorway
to see why a din was being made
nodded understandingly
then tossed in a grenade

And when the ammo was well spent
with blood on every chair
Silence shuffled forward
with its hands up in the air

The teacher surveyed the carnage
the dying and the dead
He waggled a finger severely
"Now let that be a lesson" he said

Roger McGough

Kuro-pon's nicknames.

The relationship between Kurogane and Fai is something that really makes me grin and laugh, they always cheer me up (not in a yaoi way just as good friends). I will throw them in here because I love them both way too much!!

Let's get this started!

Ok to start off... An awesome video!

They're hot are they not! X3 (I bet Lavi put something in Kanda's soba to make him do that!)

Well that was a pretty random first post wasn't it? ^^' But enough of that. I have to read stupid romantic poems (the era not the genre - you wouldn't catch me dead reading something about love *pleh*)

So the first thing in my suitcase is a video. Hope you guys liked it! *realizes no one will probably see it and cries*