Cosmic Joke

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The scary door.

It turns out that the door has a password and won't actually steal your soul if you get it wrong. Who knew?

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I could be her friend.

Ocheeva was more than happy to welcome me to the guild. I've always felt that Argonians would make great hired killers. I mean, their faces are hard to read and they have all these skills and, well, look quite threatening a lot of the time. At least, that's my opinion. I hope she doesn't hold it against me.

I also asked her about the girl living above. Apparently her name is Niina and works as a fence, merchant and seamstress for the Brotherhood. Yeah she's a bit odd, but she'll find almost anything or anyone given a chance.

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Again I forgot the garlic.

Next up I met with Vinny, a vampire and the branch leader. He gives me a hardy welcome and informs me that he'll be the one I get my contracts from. The dudes like 300 years old. What does someone do with that much time? He gives me my official Brotherhood attire and directs me to get with Niina for some weapons of the trade. I guess I really do have to learn to get along with her.

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His "O" face.

It turns out that Vinny isn't the only Vampire that isn't living in a cave and killing the occasional adventurer.

So, I'm all set. A new life, a steady job and a group of allies that might just come in handy. Now, I think I'll sleep well.

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I look like I have boobs. Must be Niina's work.

To Be Continued...

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