Rules: Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following ten questions. Post the first definition it gives you.
1. What is your name?
Fikret
To like everybody's status on facebook. Regardless of the content.
Person1: Why did you like my status? What's there to like about my dog dieing??
Person2: Chill man, I was just doin' a fikret. I didn't even read your status.
(Is this even possible to be a definition of a name. xD)
2. How old are you?
16
Legal age for fucking in the UK.
1. Woohoo! I'm 16! Now I can go and get my brains fucked even more by some guy.
2. Shit, now I can't fuck guys over threatening statutory rape after they fuck my brains out.
3. Woohoo! My girlfriend turned 16 today. Now I can fuck her brains out in front of the cop shop! and give them the finger at the same time! ...Next day: *knock at door* "I'm afraid we're going to have to take you to the station for indecent public behaviour, and for having sex with a minor - she turned 15 yesterday, not 16" ... "Shit, the fucking bitch slut!"
(Yeah... Definitely to keep that in mind. o_O xDD)
3. What is one of your friends’ names?
Selver
Pretty chill guy. Taurus. Hates annoying people. Loves nukes and weapons of mass destruction.
That's Selver. He's my buddeh.
(Not sure if he loves nukes, but ah well. xD)
4. What should you be doing?
Studying
An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.
"Want to hang out?"
"No, I'm going to stay home and study."
(This is starting to get creepy.)
5. What is your favourite colour?
Green
es... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?'
6. Where were you born?
Bosnia and Herzegovina
the place where Mujo comes from.
(Hahaha, I laughed so hard at this. It is because all our jokes are known in this part of the Europe and they all start with Mujo. xDD)
7. What month were you born in?
February
February is the best month of the year. Its still nice and cold and snowy, but you know that spring is just around the corner if you're tired of all the bad weather. February is also the most unique month. 28 days long,(unless its every four years on a 'leap' year)
Valentines day is also in February. (the fourteenth)It's a fun holiday named after St. Valentine, and it's for cute happy couples. Many single or unhappy peope celebrate the anti Valentines day, ie. Singles awareness day.
People born in February are without a doubt the Cutest, Smartest, and Funniest set of people.(well of course!^^) If you are born after the 20th, you are also a PICES. This is the best Zodiac sign.
"Kristy is so cute! Shes nice too! How did she get so purfect and talented?"
"She was born in February"
"OF COURSE! THAT MUST BE IT" (LOL!)
"Eight days till march!"
"No. Nine days till march."
"*shakes head* Silly- this year is a leap year!"
"ahhhhhhh"
8. What day were you born on?
Tuesday
When you are very high on cannabis.
Dude I'm so tuesday right now!
9. Who was the last person you talked to?
My father
The guy who criticizes everything you ever do, never admits he's wrong in front of you, the guy who ejaculated into your mom, the human bank machine, the only straight guy who ever cares for you but never admits it
me: can i drive today
dad:no
me:oh come on
dad:if we die itz your fault
me:i got my ass kicked at school today
dad:you loser
me:they stole my lunch money too
dad:man you're the biggest mistake i ever made
me:...
dad:come on son lets go and hurt does guys then lets go to a buffet
10. What is one of your nicknames?
Light
Really bright stuff.
"Shit, look at all that whiteness"
"Yep, that's light"
"Wow"
(I had to use that all other nicknames weren't defined. -_-)
