Garage Sale Day 2

So today was day two of the garage sale, well actually it was saturday but i wasnt able to post. Gawd, i h8 those guys who go around like Do you have any old things, replicas, old war items, etc. REALLY? You think I'm stupid enough to sell something worthwhile for less then 20 bucks? Dude, there's something called Ebay and i'll sell it on there before it goes to you.
This happened and this one guy had the gall to show up the day before the sale for a "preview", saying he had a big one to go to upstate later. Then he comes back the next day, scans and goes Looks like i made the right decision. OH MY GAWD, kan u get to be more of a b@st@rd? Those were liek treasured toys from my lost childhood and memories from my mom.
Anyways, there are nice ppl who tell you to keep the change when they buy something thats worth liek a nickel and give you a dollar.
I HAVE TO TELL U PPL ABOUT THE DEVILSOFA. It was this ugly loveseat that my aunt(really my moms best friend, u remember her? She bought almost $200 worth of our stuff?) apparently picked up on the side of the road on her way over. It was dirty and smelly and UGLY, black+white palmfronds that had turned grey ontop a black frame. She stuck a $5 sticker on it and my mom and i ended up putting a huge FREE sign on it and stuck anything over there we just wanted t get rid of. After a few hours of staring at it and having its bad energy stink up the place these hispanic women finally take it away. But of course i have to help them carry it and load into their car. I start going around searching for my holy water to CLEANSE MYSELF OF THE DEVILSOFA. I have to stick with my cleansed salts since my brother apparently...ahem...DRANK the holy water i had made! So now i have to make more holy water and more consencrated(<=probably spelt wrong) salt.
But the devilsofa was gone(seriously, the energy from that thing was like someone had been raped and murdered on it, then the head was chopped off and used for a dip bowl for when football was on, ugh) and i ended up celebrating it was gone all day by screaming THE DEVILSOFA BE GONE!!! until we ate sushi and age(pronounced AH-GAY) tofu and tempura sauce for my late b-day dinner.

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