Hetalia meme

I got this from: http://xdeadgirlsuperstarx.deviantart.com/journal/34846335/
I love filling things like this out so....Might as well XD
I refuse to tag people because.......well, I'm lazy!!!!!

1 ) Answer all questions truthfully~! It's no fun if you don't.
2 ) Post the title of this blog journal entry as "Axis Powers Hetalia Meme!"
Or something of the sort.
3 ) Tag at least three Hetalia fans when you're done. Don't tag someone back!
4 ) Don't be shy - let your true Hetalian spirit shine! Go ahead, we're all dorks here anyways.

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Ready? Let's begin!

S E C T I O N O N E:
Your Hetalia Life
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1. If you were a country, which country would you be? Why? What kind of personality would you have?
-If I were a country, as in which character am I most like? Emi said I'm like Romano once XD I do have a temper.......

2. Which country would you be married to? Or at least have a romantic relationship with?
-LOL Well, if I'm American should I be patriotic and marry America? XD Haha no thanks! Hmmm...who should I marry....since i like Spamano should I marry Spain?! XD XD XD

3. And how would said country dump/divorce you?
-He'd be spending too much time with the 'bad' kind of people! You know, into the wrong crowd >.> *coughFrancePrussiacough*

4. You would...

a) Beat him/her to a pile of dog crap. [ ]
b) Cry. [x]
c) Be completely indifferent. [ ]
d) Get back together [x] (because I'd eventually learn to trust his friends? XD XD I don't knoooooooooooow)

5. Would you make up with said country? Or would you go find a better (and sexier) partner? If you're looking for another partner... Who?
All right say that it was a horrible break up and we never talk again....good bye Spain hello Lithuania! XD XD XD hahahahha

6. You would be most afraid of...
Prussia. As silly as he is...I feel like it would be creepy to actually meet him if he existed, you know? Like, one of those super awkward ppl you see on the bus or the El O.o

7. Why? (If you picked Russia, then you don't have to explain).
I explained abooooooooove He's be a creeper with a bird on his head! And since there aren't cute yellow birds here, a PIDGEON! ><

8. Who would be the most afraid of you?
Uhm.....no one XD

10. Pick a character you hate with a burning passion. What kind of strange and unheard of tortures would you put the poor soul in?
I don't really hate any with a burning passion ^^() So....I don't really want to torture any you know?

11. You would have a secret unrequited crush on...
Hmmm.....Canada because he is so adorable. But I'll let Russia have him *nods*

12. And your love rival would be...
For who? Canada? RUSSIA! XD

13. What kinds of things would he/she do to get at you? (Flowerpots, hitmen, anything goes).
ANYTHING GOES. Probably brute force of the pipe kind O.X

14. Your best friend?
Italy! Or Greece because I like to tell Emi she is like Greece XD XD XD

15. What about your daily punching bag?
Hmmm... I don't usually punch people.....

16. And your drinking buddy would be...!
I don't drink XD But I suppose I could pick England and get all the funny secrets out of him. Heck I'll even invite France and America, it'll be a great time! XD

17. What kind of strange things would you and your drinking buddy get into/talk about?
EVERYTHING! With America and France on my side, England doesn't stand a chance!

18. And what kind of drunk would you be? (Sad drunk, angry drunk, sentimental drunk...)
NO DRUNK! :D I would have some soda :D ALCOHOL IS BAD FOR YOU! DON'T DRINK IT!

19. You start making out with ___ at/in _____.
O.o uhm.......let's pick someone randomly! :D America >< in...AMERICA HAHAHAHA sorry >.>

20. And exactly how did this come about...?
He got too drunk while we were out with England *nods*

21. You get caught by...
France of course

22. Everyone's reaction? (You, the person you were making out with, and the one who caught you).
I'm like "WTHECK?!" and he's like "*pass out*"

23. Who would your mother be? Father?
My mother and father?! XD Roma and Germania?! hahahahahahahahahahahahhaha Assuming we're going off the first question still :P

24. Siblings?
Italy of course

25. Soap Opera Time!
:O

Here's the situation.

- Your best friend is in love with your drinking buddy.
- Except your secret crush loves him too.
- And that drinking buddy is madly in love with your love rival.
- That rival likes your secret crush.
- And your punching bag loves you (even though you beat him/her up).
- And you love your secret crush (durr).

Responces:
- GreecexEngland?!
- CanadaxGreece?!?! O.o Bad Canada!
- England and RUSSIA! hahahaha
- Russia and Canada, good boy :D
- But I don't have a punching bag ;.; no one loves me
- uhm...duh?....XD

S E C T I O N T W O:
Hetalia Fan Grab Bag
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1. Who is your favorite character? Why?
Too many! DX
Canada because everyone forgets him and he just chills there like "hmm when will they notice me?"
Romano because he's so over protective of Italy and tries to deny it. At the same time you know he wants to run to Spain for help but is too proud to which is hysterical.
Austria because he was my first fave! I'm a music person, I'm so predictable XD Also, he is SO CLUELESS it's funny!
many others but hey, that's good enough

2. Your least favorite character? Again, why?
uhmmm.....Bulgaria because he only shows up in that one episode so I know nothing about him XD

3. Your favorite pairing?
RUSSIACANADA!, SpainRomano, AustriaHungary, and USCan XD I don't mind FrUk

4. Your rival ship?
ew USUK >< Also ew RussiaLithuania

5. Did you learn about a country through Hetalia?
Not really XD

6. And which country do YOU belong to? Do you like the corresponding character?
America. He's not bad, but sometimes I have to hide my face and shake my head at the stereotypes of my country. We're so fat ><

7. Why?
I can laugh at him, because I get it XD But like I said, I can't help but feel a little frustrated at it @.@

8. Which party do you like better? The Axis Powers, or the Allied Forces?
Uhm...I like them both for different reasons. The axis are hysterical at times because of Italy's failure to do anything right in Germany's eyes and Japan just sort of goes with it XD Even so, with the Allies their meetings are ridiculous! They never seem to get anything done but always win the battles on the desert island (not really since Rome and Finland keep showing up XD). It's fun all around!

9. Shinatty-chan. Respond with one word.
NO XD

10. You will become one with mother Russia, yes?
DX He's using brute force SEE!!!

S E C T I O N T H R E E:

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I N S T R U C T I O N S:
Put an "x" in each bracket if the statement is true.

Add up your total of "x"s, and multiply that by four.
Rewrite the title of section three as "I am "Number"% Hetalia Fan."

1. You've read Hetalia. [ ]

2. You've watched Hetalia. [x]

3. Ever drawn any fanart? [x]

4. Ever written any fanfiction? [ ]

5. You've pulled an all-nighter doing any of the above. [ ]

6. What about fantasized about a character? (Either with you or with another character) [ ]

7. Do you ever find yourself sometimes looking over your back randomly to make sure Russia isn't following you in a Shinatty costume? [ ]

8. Any of your icons of a Hetalia character? (SodaHead, dA icon, MSN, AIM, Yahoo, etc.) [x]

9. You think a Hetalia character is cute. Or hot. Or sexy. Or all of the above. [x]

10. You've cosplayed as a Hetalia character. [ ]

11. You own merchandise with a Hetalia character on it. [x]

12. You've quoted a Hetalia character before. [x]

13. You end up using Hetalia strips as the "Economy/World Affairs" column of the newspaper. [ ]

14. You've said things like "England is so cute! He has tsundere eyebrows!" during a conversation and nobody understands what you're talking about. [ ]

15. You sometimes assume that a country/people from said country are like their Hetalia counterpart, only to remind yourself that Hetalia is a comic, not a true-to-life Bible. [ ]

16. You've lost breath laughing from a Hetalia strip/episode before. [ ]

17. During school, you've absentmindedly doodled a Hetalia character on a paper. [x]

18. You know, more or less, the majority of the Hetalia cast's real name. [x]

19. You've taken up an uncanny interest with world history ever since you were introduced to Hetalia. [ ]

20. You've attacked a Hetalia cosplayer before. [ ]

21. You hugged or was angry at said cosplayer (But not because they were THEM, because of the character the were cosplaying. E.G "France, I hate you!" "JAPAN I WANT A HUG!!!!" etc). [ ]

22. Have you memorized any version of Maru Kaite Chikyuu? (If you don't know what that is, get out.) [HALF I know half of Itay's]

23. Do you have any Hetalia fan friends? (Either met at a con, online, or RL) [X]

24. Ever had a dream about a Hetalia character? [x] (I don't remember what it was about, but I remember it was weird @.@ I should sleep more often)

25. You're still perfectly fine and willing to answer even MORE Hetalia questions. [x]

11.5/25 = 46....does this mean I fail or that I'm just not an obsessive fangirl? XD

S E C T I O N F O U R:
Drink Beer From Our Boots!
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Let's do a drunk round! Or rather, some completely random questions that

Do you still remember your character from section one?
Yes!

Respond to the following random statements in their personality.
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1. Axis Powers.
Veneciano should leave that Potato *bleeeeeeep* How could he still be hanging around them!><

2. Italy.
He's so stupidddd, but still my brother

3. Germany.
*haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate*

4. Japan.
*disliiiiiiiiiiiike*

5. China.
(I have no idea lol)

6. Hero.
(I have no idea! XD)

7. TSUNDERE.
>:O England

8. Yaoi.
I'm not with Spain!

9. Frying pan.
Cooking food in the frying pan, like tomatoes~!

10. Austria.
He has my brother! >< Who Spain wants more than me ;.; just like everyone else.

11. Pastaaaa~
*eats*

12. Magic!
Hahhahaa magic doesn't exist!

13. Tell me a story.
Make me!

14. FIRST WORD THAT COMES TO YOUR MIND, QUICK!
Tomato!

15. France.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

16. America.
Hmph

17. Sealand.
?????

18. Switzerland.
Scary guns

19. Belarus.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

20. Russia.
SAVE ME

21. Random Country.
Spain

22. Shinatty.
?

23. Allied Forces.
XD

24. Matthew.
Williams hahah

25. Prussia.
Awesome?

S E C T I O N F I V E:
Fin

Anything you'd like to say, now that the meme is all done? Frustrating? Fun? Are you dying? Let it all out, sweetie.
SO LONG and kind of pointless but hey, it gave me something to do XD

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