Dear Tea:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it When you put cuffs on me Outside of Chicago and I saw you Knock out My avocado plant. I'm sure you're Ashamed enough to understand That Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning The cut toenails to you, but I'll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Will tell the authorities about Oprah Winfrey imitations.
F**k off now,
-Hana-
