Random Quotes
"Who lit Toph on fire?"-Sokka-Avatar
"It's a giant mushroom, maybe its friendly!"-Sokka-Avatar
If you agree with the statement "Aizen Sousuke ? Chuck Norris" copy and paste this into your profile. idk there both Awesome!!
"I'm bringing sexy back..." If you never even knew sexy was gone, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you plan on voting for Larry The Imaginary Plastic Bag for president, copy this into your profile
Don't call me small! I break off your feet and stick them on your head!" -Edward Elric
"I'm not short, I'm fun-sized!" -Me
"I'm not small, I just live in a world of giant people." -Me
"Smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to."
"Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over."
"I'm not so good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird."
"Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door."
"I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me."
"Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun"
"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up."
"When all else fails, blow shit up."
"I reject your reality and substitute my own." -Adam Savage
"We are always the same age inside."-Gertrude Stein
"What is his power level?
-Gaara appears in the monitor, and the leters surronding him says "+9000...and dead sexy"
"Its over 9000!"
"WHAT? 9000?" - Deidara, Sasori and Gaara,
"And I´m Gaara...of the Funk" "Gaara of the Funk"- Naruto abridge series
-"All the good guys are from anime, married or gay"- Random author
-"Some day Twitter, Facebook, and YouTube will combine to make YOUTWITFACE!"-- Conan O'Brian
-"“Twelve-year olds are reading Icha Icha, Kakashi and Anko are reproducing, Jiraiya is a babysitter…” she rubbed her forehead. “Why don’t they just move the Ninja Academy to a porn shop while they’re at it?” Sakura (The Legend of the Four Swords, by FireAngel66)
Naruto-BELIVE IT!!
-"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep --> not screaming, like the passengers in his car."
-I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
-I don't obsess! I think intensely.
-The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
-Always forgiveyour enemies. Nothing annoys them more.
-Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
-Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
-If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
"Best friends through thick and thin!
If you cry, I cry,
If you laugh, I laugh,
If you fight, I got your back,
If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,
If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me!"
-Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky and yell "Storms Suck"
-You say psycho like it's a bad thing!
-Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
-When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it
-When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate
-When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes
-If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried
-The only reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answer I accept
-Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered, "Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"
-Cheese will rule do not deny the truth
-Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong
-All sane people who worked here quit
-Everything is funny as long as it's happening to some one else
-One by one penguins steal my sanity, but since when have I been sane
-I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world
-What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding
-It is better to dwell in the wilderness than with contentious and angry women
-A vase is basically a flower torture device; you rip it from its home, put it in a small container and watch it die slowly
-I will temporarily rule the world, forever
-One bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. Then a deaf policeman heard the noise and drew his gun and stabbed the boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too. And if you don't believe the blind, ask the deaf he heard it fine.
-If you don't like the way I drive stay off the sidewalk!
-A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
