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I FEEL STRONG

Haha, so in lunch today, I drank a drink they sell at my school in like a skinnier gatorade can called Switch. And then, I decided to play with it- AND RIPPED IT IN HALF WITH MY BARE HANDS. Pwahahahahaha, the amazement of my friends was entertaining considering how I look weak and stuff. I even shocked myself!

And being the jokester I have become, I pushed the bottom piece underneath the top piece so it looks like it shrank to half its size and brought it to all my remaining classrooms- I even tricked my chemistry teacher! Hahahahahahahaha

Of course, everyone was shocked. Some were amazed by my skills of ripping a can in half with bare hands and no tools. xDD

Here's an image of what happened when I made it half its size :3

Of course, just ripping one can wasn't enough for me, so I ripped my friend's gatorade can as well.....accidently tore it to many pieces instead, so I was unable to shrink the can :(

LOL I IS STRONG

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