Hello!!
I am tehmekemonster! If you are looking for random tidbits and words you've come to the right place! You can read as much as you want of that here! Feel free to tell me what you think of all of it too! Writing it doesn't do me any good if no one tells me how it could be better!!

have fun, okay?

the story of a new blogger

The other day I was waiting for a movie to start. It was eight and the film started at nine fifty, luckily a barnes and noble was just next door. I had entertainment before my entertainment to entertain me. I sat in the cooking section and looked through a guide to blogging that I had found. Gezz did I learn alot! Did you know that it is recomened to write 1,000 words to keep your writing skills up? I always knew practice makes perfect but I really got smacked in the face with how lazy and lame my blog really is. So I figured now is the time to fix that and really get down and dirty with this sick and lazy blog I have. It's like a pet I bought and don't know how to take care of, I got the care manuel, or I read part of it at least.

The book told me a blog that hadn't been updated in days was sick, and in monthes it was dead, you know what this calls for, a miricle elixir. Here blog, drink some water, have some hot food, breathe some air (yeah, just put that all up in your lungs there) let's get this party started. I wonder how many words this is....

A big question pops up when I think of reanimating the dead pet blog, what will I write about? I need to find something cool and interesting. I've been looking for some good anime to write fanfic for since I figured it would be a good start (ever heard of a good fanfic? seriously) and a lot of rabid fans would tell me how good or terrible I was. Feedback would be great, seriously guys I can't go anywhere without a little response from readers. I kinda imagine you all like my first period class, you all stare at me like I just spoke an alien language, your jaw hangs off of your face and your eyes look glassy and dead. zombies! I'm talking to dead people!!!

My dad told me to write about animes I've watched recently but school tends to suck time out of my day like a vaccum cleaner in a dust factory. It isn't like I don't want to blow off school and just watch anime all day and talk about it here but I'm not eager to become a delinquent otaku either. And goodness knows I would go crazy without human interaction. That's why I go to school.( and I have cool classes this year videogame programming among them, I'm pretty excited to make my own game when it's done I'll tell you all about it. I promise.)

I suppose I could blog about league of legends, I think I could manage that. I absolutely love the guys at riot games, whatever it is they do they do it pretty freaking epic. But what about LOL excatly? my games? new champs? I can't do anything that hasn't already been done six or seven times, and done much, much, better then I can manage now anyways. And if I did I would have to play like a million games to earn enough respect amongst the awesome sause players out there, they would cut me up and let me bleed surrounded by my own wreakage. On second thought I think I'll stay away from that one... I wonder how many words this is...

I could ramble about ponies all day, ever seen My Little Pony? The newest series is really good surpisingly. Nevermind I would get some serious hate mail... just no.

Look at me, being all undecisive! I should just pull a subject out of a hat and it would be better then all this crap I'm writing. bah!! I'll write some more words later!! Blogging is hard, don't let anyone tell you different!

the story of the elevator.

If there is one thing I love in this world it's parties. You can't hate giant parties. Dancing, sweets, fun of all kinds. This summer there was a pool party, on a roof, which was really great because it was breezy, sunny and had an excellent view. There were tons of people there, not much food but swimming was really great in such warm weather. I wasn't much of a swimmer so part way through the festivities I sat out on my towel. I stared up at the clouds, feeling a little left out and a little hungry too.

Suddenly there was a scream from behind me. Shrieks filled the air, I whiped around. Everyone had their eyes on me, what was going on? "Get her downstairs!" "Quick!"

I just went with it and I was about to jump up and run downstairs when Ben ran over and hoisted me up "calm down I got it!" He shouted and hopped in the elevator.

He pressed the down button but he didn't let me down. I just sat there a bit akwardly. I didn't know ben all that well but it was always apparent that he was strong enough to pick me up. I just stared at him creepily for a while. It was a really tall building but as soon as the elevator door opened Ben was running me off to god knows where.

Honestly how can you not love a good party?

And that is what come up with when I think for too long.

the endeavors of faith

hey guys! I just wanted to write something that's been on my heart lately. let's get right to it!

"you know what state has the least amout of christians? Washington, here right where we are now. Only 30% of people here are of our faith, doesn't that conflict with our goal? because we want to make it hard to get to hell from vancouver washington!"

There were applause from the congregation, but I had to think before I could clap, you know what else is in Washington? kumori-con was, it was MY con, MY people. Just because they were here it meant they wouldn't find the grace of god? I had a vision then and there, thousands of con go-ers lining up,(do you like my costume?, you look so good today!) being judged and sent down in to the firy depths.

Suddenly, tears , a cascade dripping from my eyes. What have I done! I need to bring them to God! I won't let them fall! I won't! I won't!!!

and that's all of it. what say you?

a question of taste

hello!
It's me! I'm back from a long break ready to kick some butt!!!
I have a little poll I want to do here. Answer honestly please!!!

who is better? Gumi Megpoid or Miku Hatsune?

I want to know your answer and (if you are so kind) why you think so. Why is Miku better? Why is Gumi better? Anything to support your case is what I want to hear.
and a big warm thank you to all of you nice people reading!

the endeavors of rivers

have you ever swam in a river in the summer? anyone who has will tell you it's very different then swimming in a pool. a river feels so much more natural then the stillness of any manmade pool. here, let me tell you about it.

"Oh, did I mention we would be swimming in a river?" No. No you didn't sister. Thanks. I was now thigh deep in freezing water. My little swim suit didn't look like it would help and it didn't. If I had known this is where I would be five minutes before we left I would have wore a suit more practical.

"oh, screw this." Uncle Ben said. He wasn't really my uncle but he kind of acted like it. Suddenly he dived headlong into the freezing waters. He surfaced and shook water from his hair. "Really, the water gets better when you just soak yourself."

"Okay" my sister took a dive too. Now I was the only partially dry one. "Come on!" my sister shouted from the middle of the flow.

I looked at my two soaked companions. Fine, just fine.
I braced myself and took the dive.

The next sensation was hard to describe. It was a rush of cold and warm mixed with fear and boldness.

Long after I had dived the feeling stuck to my mind I couldn't sleep that night. I simply thought of the many more dives to come.

true story.