There's this story that my dad told me that he found somewhere and he's remembered it ever since and he told me this a really long time ago when I was little and I can still remember it and I've told several people that I've met in my life and everyone seemed to love it because it was hilarious and made absolutely no sense. So I'll share it with the internet! XD

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One bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their knives and shot each other
A deaf police man heard the noise
He shot those two dead boys
If you don't believe this lie is true
Go as the blind man
He saw it, too!

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Yep! It's a poem/story with a ton of contradictions! XD I love it because it makes no sense! XD