Feh, I shall not believe those liars who said that you have to be an Olympic Star or something to become a Japanese citizen.
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Why'd I believe them in the first place? O.o I'm gullible! XD
Yeah, I found yet another person who became a Japanese citizen, but he didn't marry anybody, and he went to some school or college thingy and learned Japanese perfectly from there. Then he became a comedian. Ahem, THEN HE BECAME A COMEDIAN. I think he wanted to be a comedian in the first place (actually he was an English teacher, but whatever).
And how did he become famous? NHK. Yep, I say if you want to be famous in Japan, learn EVERYTHING about it and then annoy the NHK or any talent agency. You could become anything.
Like Leah Dizon, she was a model, but then she became a singer...Which is kinda weird since she's not a very good singer. So I'm guessing if people like her, Koharu Kusumi, and some other terrible singers can become famous, you can, too! ^ ^
I tried singing today....and I failed...Except for some reason when I sang Ai Otsuka's songs...But for some reason I can't pronounce Chu-Lip. and I came to the conclusion that it's because of my braces. They're really tight right now and I can barely move my jaw (my secret to singing better is moving my jaw around), so maybe that's why I can't say Chu-Lip...O.o Then the other reason is because I just woke up and I didn't really get to sleep that much...XD
And a word of advice, do NOT try to sound like a male singer...unless you have a deep voice. That just killed my throat! TT^TT I was trying to sing like Shou...buuut...Why did I do that!? He has an INCREDIBLY deep voice...TT^TT
What does my voice sound like? Kinda like a mixture of Ai Otsuka's and Erina Mano's...with a bit of BoA. See, I can't make the really singy voice. You know, where they sound like they have in their throat or something. I can't explain it...But my voice is rather soft...
But today I sounded like Koharu Kusumi...with a mix of Ai Otsuka...Because Ai Otsuka's songs are...I dunno...so easy to sing or something...O.o
I'll try singing again when I have my braces off...>.> See if there's a difference, because before I had my rubber bands in and before my teeth were totally tightened (they're going into extreme tightening to try to make my teeth as straight as possible) I could sing like Gackt (not with the deep voice! XD I mean if he had a girl's high pitched voice) and many others, because I could move my jaw. But I can't anymore! TT^TT
*tries to move jaw* Nope...can't move my bottom jaw over my top...Every since I got my braces...I've been thinking 'Why do people's teeth need to be straight?' Because I've been seeing my friends when they had their braces taken off, and no offense to them, but it looked hideous. And I like crooked teeth, it gives people more unique looks. That and it's messing with my talking...>.>
I'm not really focused on singing...>.> I mean, I want to sound good and whatever...but I'm more focused on the dancing part. Because Daichi Miura, he's not the greatest singer, but he's an amazing dancer and he's respected for that. In fact, they completely over look the fact that he's not a totally great singer.
He's a good singer, it's just, it doesn't have the kind of super awesomeness that some singers have. Like Gackt. Gackt is no dancer, but he has a wonderful voice. It's kinda like that with Daichi Miura except he's really good at dancing, okay with singing, and AMAZING at performing (seriously, he's like the most professional person I've ever seen on stage...I never knew the meaning of being a good performer until I saw Daichi Miura).
Speaking of good performers. Shou is a good performer. He's a pretty bad singer, but he's REALLY good with...umm...performing. Like the other visual kei singers they usually just do something over and over again and it looks really weird, but he's actually original in his dancing across the stage. He's pretteh good for that, and for ze lyrics. So I don't think they should get rid of him even if he ruins most of the songs! XD
And I didn't know that Taka:
Was in NEWS:
Maybe I did but it didn't process. But you can tell that I'm really shy so I feel really shy when I even go to NEWS's wiki page! XD Same for any other boy band or visual kei band...XD
And Masato is beautiful! <333
Gosh...if SuG ever breaks up...Masato should become a model...Against his will...XD I don't think he'd want to be a model, but HE'S SOOO GORGEOUS! TT^TT
Just look at the shape of his face, and his lips, and his eyes, his face...TT^TT And his head's not as big as Takeru's. Takeru has a big head...O.o
Same for Maya:
MODELS~!! But I don't think either of them would want to be a model! XD The don't seem to have that kind of personality, or not that I see...XD
DAAAAAAAA....I dunno what I'm doing...O.o
Well, yeah, yet again I stray completely off topic...XD...
Well, I'm just trying to give you guys hope if you want to become a japanese citizen.
And surprisingly, the world really is small...O.o I just went by Miley Cyrus's house one time...Met people at random times in random places that I knew. Saw people being talked about on the news that I knew...It's really small.
For me, it takes me like 3 months to remember 500 people's names. And a lot of those 500 people I knew a lot more about than just their names. 'cause I had class with them...or talked about them...or saw them in the hallway...or saw them in the bathroom (NOT WASHING THEIR HANDS) or joined the same club as them...
It took me only a year, actually, like...half of a school year, which is 5 months to know 45 kids INCREDIBLY personally. I mean, best friends with all 45, knowing them that well.
I don't remember what I was getting to...The world is small and you can meet so many people in real life and on the internet who might become famous or what-not. I think that's my point...O.o Can't remember, sorry...XD
Now I'm just rambling...
Sooo...bye?....XD
