I baked cookies with Santa's beard on Santa's Sleigh because someone offerd me 20 dollars

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I sang to
February------I threw a wreath at
March--------I smelled
April----------I yelled at
May----------I threw a snowball at
June---------- I ran away with
July-----------I baked cookies with
August--------I danced with
September---- I stole
October-------I kidnapped
November-----I ran over
December-----I licked

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a snowflake
2-------an elf
3-------a Christmas tree
4-------a candy cane
5-------a snowman
6-------a cup of cocoa
7-------my Christmas present
8-------a reindeer
9-------a box of toys
10-------a nutcracker
11-------a sugar plum fairy
12-------Santa
13-------a Christmas stocking
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------Santa's beard
16-------Rudolph
17-------a fireplace
18-------a sugar cookie
19-------a Snowman
20-------a glass of milk
21-------the naughty and nice list
22-------Santa Claus
23-------a wreath
24-------my tangled Christmas lights
25-------my child's brand new bike
26-------a tree topper
27-------an elf
28-------a snowflake
29-------wrapping paper
30------- Mrs. Clause
31------- a lump of coal

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- in wal mart
2 -------- on a train
3 -------- in the mall
4 -------- under your bed
5 -------- on Santa's Sleigh
6 -------- on a roof
7 -------- in an elevator
8--------- at the dinner table
9 -------- in the North Pole
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--------because I can!
Black--------because I was drinking tequila, again.
Pink----------because I'm only in it for the good times.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue---------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green-------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple-------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray---------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow-------because someone offered me 20 dollars
Orange -----because I saw it on the Internet.
Brown-------because I'm cool like that!
Other--------because it sounded like a good idea!
None--------because I can't control myself!

I baked cookies with Santa's beard on Santa's Sleigh because someone offered me 20 dollars

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