FREAKS!!!!

Ok,
So as SOME people know.... i'm a FREAK Attractant..... Basically... i attract FREAKS!!!

For those who DON't know.... here are a FEW common examples for me...

1) KING of the FREAKS!!!!
-He's the Vice-captain for our school (The fact he's the Vice captain means SQUAT) and he's a Steriod pumping, athletic, sport obsessed idiot. And that's NOT were it ends.... He's a sexist prick and his personality.... well lets not even go there...

To top KING of the FREAKS off.... he has no right hand.... i'm not being judgmental and saying ANY disabled, handicapped or limp missing person is a freak, NO. It's that COUPLED with his Personality, steroid pumping and etc.....

2) HAIRY NEW BOY...
I think that explains itself..... and he has the WORST accent possible.... i can't understand a WORD he says!!!

and now LASTLY..... the reason FOR my rant.....

This afternoon me and my mum went to pick up a patio seat for our backyard.... and this dude came out to give it to us......... I hope you get were i'm going with this.....

He Had LONG blonde hair and a goatee.... and he was STARING at me!!!!!!!
I'm SOOO glad he didn't talk to me... that would have been HORRENDOUS

oh sorry i just forgot to mention.... I'm not against the Long blonde hair, oh no...

HE LOOKED BUTT UGLY!!!! and etc and etc. Need i say more!!!

OK... now i am CERTAIN that i should get a

"Freaks GET LOST" shirt... and point at it when ever i see some idiot etc. looking at me.

OK rant over.... and Freaks.... still here...

Bye bye till next time.... i hope i do not have to regail you with MORE OMG Freaks!!! comments....

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