So... there was an earthquake today... and since obviously no one else will read this, I am recording this solely for my own benefit.

Time: 11:42 AM
Intensity: 5.8
Epicenter: Chino Hills
Felt from: L.A. to Las Vegas, all through the West Coast.
Duration: Less than a minute.
Reaction: "WTF is my house rocking back and forth? Is it an earthquake? Nah, can't be...holy shit it's an earthquake! *dives under table* Wait, it's already over...?
Damage: A picture fell over...or maybe it was already like that. My house isn't exactly what you would call "neat".