Hi there!

Name:Jessica
NickName:Jess or Shukaku
Age:14
Gender:Female
Likes:Getting into trouble, pizza, Music, Writing Stories, Friends, Naruto, Fruits Basket, Azumanga Daioh, Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo, Doing whatever I want, and other anime.
Dislikes:Being told what to do, Math, annoying things
Anime Family:Sasori(Father), Karura(Mother), Naara(Older Brother, Mallificent*cough*Mallie(Evil Older Twin sis), Deidara(Uncle), Yashamaru(Step Uncle)
Clubs I belong to:SSJ Ninja Club-As Shukaku~Genin, Teh Biju Club-As Shukaku~Co Leader, and The Naruto Main Club-As Gaara
What I'm doing right now:Writing!^_^
My TheO buddys(It's a long list, so I'll name like five of them):Cate/Deiara/Kyuubi(DeidaraNarutoClan), Marcus(Markus wolfe), Keith/Isonade/Itachi(kiba inuzuka5), Raijuu/solange(vdr-07), Kiki/Misa(leeluver1)

Click here if you want Shukaku-Sensai to do something(That also means you, Kyuubi!

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~Jess
~Drunk Shukaku

My Friend, Cate

When I first went to the Otaku, I didn't have friends. I did, but most of them left when the Otaku became new. So I was all alone, writing random stuff. That was when Cate came along. The first time we met was when I posted something where an anime character was getting beaten up. Cate, also known as DeidaraNarutoClan, first commented on my work. I was happy when she did. She made me have confidence. She kept commenting and speaking out her mind. Because of her, I learned not to be shy, submissive, and how to improve on my work.

Whenever Cate gets threatened or bullied, I feel sad because I can't come to hug her or actually see her. But I always want to please her and help her with anything I can. We cab both relate to problems at life, school, or personal stuff. We even combine our OC's together. I wish that we can both tell each other where we live, but we don't want to take that deadly task. But someday, we will meet face-to-face. I can't wait for that to come.

In my will which I would write later, I would put in it that Cate would own my OC's for me and as m last wish, I would like to actually see her. I love her as a friend and I don't care whether she might be real or not. Because of Cate, I actually have a friend who really understands me. I always come to the O everyday just to read Cate's words. We not girlfriends, were just best friends forever.

Altough we are far apart, in our hearts we are together as one. Cate, if you are reading this, wherever you are, I love you as my friend, buddy!

Thank you for everything.^^

~Jess

Fake Friends

"No offense, but ... People are getting too fake on me . They only want posts, comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually repost this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend...Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "Fake Friends'

True friends will read and repost this. Fake friends will just ignore it"

I agree to this spam. I found it on Cate and Sam's blog

~Jess

Interview with the Bat Brothers Part 2

Akane: For the next part, I'll be the interviewer.^^

Everyone: God no!!!

1. Choose some of your OCs (at most 5)
2. Make your OCs answer these questions
3. Tag 3 other people
4. Add one question of your own

... For now I'm doing the bat brothers and my main OC Jess

Jess: Horray!^^
Louie: I'm hungry...
Chicago: Here we go again...
Poker: Why do you toture us so?!
Spits:*in the saem room as Jess* Hi again.

A. How old are you?

Jess: The same as my creator 15
Bat Brothers: Didn't we answered that already?

B. What are you?

Jess: If you look at my powers, demons, and my telekinesis, I'd might be a jinchuriki or something.
Louie: A bat.
Chicago: The soul of a man in Chicago that was eaten by Oogie. Yes, I'm a bat also.
Poker:...Bat
Spits: Half bat and half spider

C. Do you want a hug?

Jess: Depends...
Louie: Are you going to hit me again, Akane?*gets punched by Akane*
Chicago: Yay, I get a hug from Akane!*hugs Akane*
Poker: Stay away you crazy woman!!
Spits:...

D. Have any bad habits?

Jess: I spoil nearly everything, occasionally I give Taro too much blood.
Louie: I eat too much of Jess's human food
Chicago and Poker: We fight a lot.
Spits: I spit out webs and when I'm in spider form, I always laugh at someone while scaring them.

E. You a virgin?

Jess: Pass...
Brothers: What's a virgin?

F. Have any kids?

Everyone: Hell no.

G. Favorite food or drink?

Jess: Pizza and fruit punch
Louie: Pizza and blood
Chicago: Calzones and blood
Poker: pasta and water
Spits: Onigiri(rice ball) and sake

H. Killed anyone?

Jess: Only to save my friends...
Louie: I think Spits and I scared Sandy Claws half to death...
Chicago and Poker: Not yet...
Spits:*spits web* I agree with Louie...

I. Hate anyone?

Jess: D, Sasuke, people trying to kill me or my friends, and I think that's it.
Louie: Akane...that's it
Chicago: Jack, Barrel, Shock, Jack, the police, did I say Jack?
Poker: Akane, Lock, and Barrel

J. Any secrets?

Jess: Too many to count...
Louie: I'm not going to repeat myself.
Chicago: I'm a criminal.
Poker: I sometimes follow Tai without him seeing me.
Spits: I only talk to certain people and I sometimes hate my brothers

K. Love anyone?

Jess: Lots of people...but I kinda like Taro.
Louie: Sally
Chicago: Akane
Poker: Sally
Spits: Jess, Deiara, and Taro.

L. What is your job?

Jess: I'm now chunin, traveling ninja
Louie: My brothers and I are Oogie's special bats.
Chicago: We're also in a band.
Poker: And Jess summons us sometimes.
Spits: But my secret job is scaring all of Oogie's victims in my spider form.

M. Favorite season?

Jess: Summer and Winter.
Bats: Fall

Akane: Creator-sama is sleepy now so we'll continue this later.^^
Brothers: Yes!
Akane: To be continued...>X}
Brothers: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

~Jess
~Akane
~The Bat Brothers

Interview with the Bat Brothers Part 1

Me: Since the bat brothers are my recently new OC's-

Akane: I've decided to torture-I mean interview them!^^'

Me: Akane, I'm interviewing them first.

Louie:*hanging upsidedown with chains*Hey everybody!^^
Chicago and Poker:*sitting far away from each other in human form*Humph!
Spits:*in a seperate room so his brothers won't hear him*...hi?

Are any of you from an anime?

Everyone: No from Nightmare Before Christmas

How old are you?

Louie: We are taking guesses...I think 18
Chicago: 17
Poker: 16
Spits:...15

Male or Female?

Everyone: Male
Chicago: Hello? We're the Bat BROTHERS!!!

What's your height?

Louie: In bat form, we are all like 6 inches...
Chicago: Except for Louie. Jess fed him too much and he let himself go.-_-'
Poker:That's not nice!*tackles Chicago*
Spits:*laughing in spider form*

What's your hair color?

Louie: Yellow
Chicago: Blood Red
Poker: Dark Blue
Spits: Purple

What's your eye color?

Louie: All of our eyes are red.

Do you have a bad habit?

Louie: I eat too many of Jess's food. And I'm growing so to speak...
Chicago: Poker and I always fight and I always taunt people.
Poker: I'm sometimes near water and I agree with Chicago on the fighting part.
Spits: Mostly all of us drink sake and beer with Oogie. I always spit out spider webs *spits out web*

Are you a virgin?

Everyone: What?!

Do you have a mate?

Everyone: No.

Do you have kids?

Everyone: No.

What's your favorite food?

Louie: I like anything Jess gives me. I really like the Pizza food very much.
Chicago: Anything hot. I like calzones. They're cheesy.
Poker: Insects and hot dogs...
Spits: Sometimes I eat snake and spider stew. But I love rice balls with the little plums inside.^^

What's your favorite type of music?

Louie: Rap
Chicago: Salsa
Poker: Blues and R&B
Spits: Jazz, Swing, and Techno

Have you killed anyone?

Everyone: *whistling and walking away*

Do you hate anyone?

Louie: Akane...
Chicago: Jack...
Poker: Akane
Spits: Akane

What annoys you?

Louie: Being all alone without my brothers.
Chicago: Poker...
Poker: Chicago..and losing to Akane at poker.
Spits: Being ignored and the fights

Do you have any secrets?

Louie: I'm getting fat...there I said it!
Chicago: I always go to jail.
Poker: I know who Tai really is and I didn't tell anyone.
Spits: I only talk to my friends. Not to anyone else.

Do you love anyone?

Louie: Sally...
Chicago: Akane...
Poker: Sally..
Spits: Jess, Taro, and Deiaara

What do you do to relax?

Everyone: Play our music

What's some of your favorite things?

Louie: Darts, Jess's food
Chicago: Saxophone and blackjack
Poker: Water and poker.
Spits: Drums, Jazz, Oogie, Taro's tactics

Did you enjoy the quiz?

Everyone: No...

Friday~Bored

I have no school today which is good. Since I have a little writer's block this morning, I'm just doing this OC thing. Pick 10 characters and follow the instuctions:

1. Jess
2. Shukaku
3. Worm
4. Widow
5. Akane
6. Jiji
7. Floyde
8. Naara
9. Gamex
10. Kiki

1) 1 and 8 write a grocery list. What items are on it?

Jess: Pizza, ice cream, toilet paper, juice..what else?
Naara: Ramen, pocky, ramen, Apple cider, did I say Ramen?
Jess:*sigh*

2) 3 and 5 go shopping according to said list. What do they forget, and what do they buy instead?

Akane: Okay, you crazy cat, what did we buy?*checks items* Oh yeah, Jess's pizza!
Worm: Sorry but we don't need that. How about getting me some catnip or something?
Akane: You know, you look like that cat from that Coraline movie. I hate you!
Worm: I despise you too.

3) 7 finds out he is violently allergic to bees! What does 2 do?

Floyde: I just hope that Master Oogie doesn't have bees inside him.-_-'
Shukaku: Yeah, he does.*whistles for bees*
Floyde: GAAHHHH!*runs away*

4) Knowing full well about 7's allergies, 10 mail-orders a hive of bees and puts it in 7's room. What does 4 say about this?

Widow: Aww man! I was going to do that prank with Lock!!!
Floyde: The agony of it all!!!
Kiki: Oops. I thought that number 7 is Risshu. Sorry Floyde!^^'

5) If 9 hijacked a PA system, what would they broadcast throughout the building?

Gamex: Ahoy mates! Gamex Skellington, your favorite Skeleton pirate nobody giving you the news. My somebody, Maleficent and I will rule all the worlds and universes. So bow down to us all!! And to my fav boogieman, I'm single! Remember, Akane's weak. I repeat, Akane is weak! That's all folks!!!^^

6) 6 sunbathed for too long and got a sunburn. What does he have to say about it?

Jiji: This is embarrassing!

7) What would 1 say 6 looks like, now that he/she is sunburnt?

Jess: You look so cute!!! XD
Jiji: O////O Why me?

8) If 3 and 10 were having a 'Yo momma' contest, what would their best jokes be?

Worm would win since he doesn't care about his family and that Kiki's parents abadoned her so Kiki will cry then turn into Mew Chocolate and chase Worm.

9) Is 5 or 4 a better figure skater?

Akane: I am. Widow's too young for figure-skating.
Widow: No I'm not!
Akane: Yes you are...

10) What does 2 have to say about that?

Shukaku: *thinking perverted thoughts on Akane*

11) 9 became a necromancer overnight! Who do they resurrect?

Gamex: I don't know what that is, but I'll resurrect Captain Barbossa.

12) What would each of their names be if they were to become the opposite gender?

Jess - Joseph
Shukaku - Selena
Worm - Wilma
Widow - Sid
Akane - Ken
Jiji - Jojo
Floyde - Maya
Naara - Gaaru (Note: Pretend it's a girl's name)
Gamex - Magex
Kiki - Thomas

13) What animals would each of them be?

Jess - Mockingbird
Shukaku - Tanuki
Worm - Halloween-type cat
Widow - Spider
Akane - Doberman
Jiji - Rabbit
Floyde - Snake
Naara - Fox
Gamex - Dragon
Kiki - Wolf

14) 2 is having a dinner party and asks 3 and 5 to run to the store to get the ingredients. Do they f*** this one up too?

Worm and Akane: Yes....*growling at each other*

15) It turns out that 2 poisoned all the guests with arsenic! Who did he/she invite?

Shukaku: Just the people I hate. Teme and D. mostly.

16) Which of the guests would 9 bring back to life with their necromancy?

Gamex: I like the villians so I'll let Kyuubi suffer and bring back D. to life.

17) Would 4 snort a Ramen noodle then hock it up out their mouth and floss their nasal cavity with it? What does 10 think of this?

Widow and Kiki: Ewwww!

18) Jess is hitchhiking to China and Shukaku stops to pick her up. Worm meets up with them at a gas station and they are all struck with a radioactive comet. They all get superpowers and vow to save the world from evil! Shortly after this, Widow begins a plot to take all the tea in China with her henchmen, Akane and Jiji. Jess, Shukaku, and Worm break into their fortress of DOOM to stop the plot. Floyde enters the fray, having been struck by a similar comet, only his only power is to morph into a lethargic koala bear. Naara and Gamex were having sex the whole time and missed it. What's 10's favorite TV show?

Everyone: That so did NOT happen!
Kiki: I like to watch cartoons with my sister Aishi.

19) On a scale of 1 to 10, how irritating was that last question?

It was kinda good with the hitchhiking part but the rest is whack. Jiji isn't evil, Floyde is not a koala bear, Naara doesn't like Gamex, and what was the point of it!?

20) This quiz is over, but the journey continues as all 10 ride off into the sunset. Who pushes who off of their horse as the screen fades to black?

Gamex would get jealous of Akane, so both of them push each other out of the horse. Worm rides on Akane's back and that's all folks!

~Jess
~Shukaku