. . . Bueler . . . Day . . .

For those of you who don't know, the term "Bueler Day" come from the movie Ferris Bueler's Day Off. In this movie, a highschool student named Ferris Bueler fakes sick and takes the day off, bringing his girlfriend and his best friend along for the ride. I love the movie because there are so many times he should have been caught but wasn't.
Anyway, I'm taking a Bueler Day. Why, you ask? Because, I reply, I don't want to go to school. But why? you ask again. And so I reply, Because I just don't.
Long story short, I've had a bad day, and its only quarter to eight. I woke up about two hours ago with the worst hair day I've ever had in my life.
So I starightened it and eneded up with the second worst hair day in my life. So I washed it and blowed dryed it and it looked deccent. Let's say its now about quarter to seven. My bus comes at ten after seven and I leave for the bus stop at five after, at the latest.
So then I attempted make-up. Let me tell you, it pissed me off even more. I like my eyeliner to be perfectly even. Of course, today it wasn't. So I put on some dark eyeshadow to cover it. Then I tryed to take it off to start over, but instead I dumped the greater portion of the make-up remover on my school pants. Of course, I have nothing to change into and it is now five to seven.
So I go downstairs thinking I'll pack my bag, grab a bagel and go. Not happening.
I can't find my bag and we have no bagels. So I went to ask my mom and she helps me look. Its now five after seven and I'm freaking out. So my mom says she'll drive me. But I still can't find my bag. So I keep freaking out and get all worked up and she tells me to stay home. God bless her, that hadn't even occured to me.
So now I'm here, eight am, beginning my day over again and feeling but better now that I've vented.
Thank you for reading :)

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