Split Personality Story!

He he he... I've been looking at a lot of pokemon gijinka, if you don't know what it is just leave, and it inspired me to write a story. Here are my characters:
Me- a human girl
Hannahe- a male blaziken
Lizanae- a female jolteon
Dr. Scaryman(odeathikillyoutillyoudeadandthenkillyouagain) or Cashe- a f***in amazing giratina chick
Greene- a male flygon
Boozoku- a male spinda
Adewa- a female ninetales

Hannahe- You know, it is a great day out, why don't you go outside, Lizanae?
Lizanae- No.
Hannahe- Why not?
Dr.- You will go outside...
~Waves hand~
Hannahe- I will go outside.
~Lizanae leaves~
Hannahe- Wtf Dr.?
Dr.- Just doing my thang.
~outside~
Adewa- Hey! Come and get wet with me in the sprinklers! Its loads of fun!
Lizanae- Ok.
Boozoku- You should put some bikinis on first.
Adewa- Great idea! Thanks Boozoku!
~Girls leave~
Hannahe- Pervert.
Boozoku- There's nothing wrong with suggesting the girls to put a bathing suit on. I'm going to Dale's Liquor. Be right back. Don't let them start without me!
Greene- Hey! I got a surprise!
Boozoku-What?! If its not beer then shut up!
Greene- Its a-
Boozoku- Shut up.
Greene- But?
Everyone- SHUT UP!!!
~Greene goes away depressed. Girls come back~
Adewa-Well Hannahe, how do we look?
~Hannahe blushes~
Hannahe-Ok...
Adewa-Come and join us! Where is that speedo Dr. got you from 4 years ago?
Hannahe- That wouldn't fit.
~Adewa winks to Hannahe~
~Hannahe runs inside and into the closet~
~I join him~
Us- Why is everyone perverts!?!?!
Me- All well, at least we are sane.
Hannahe- What about Lizanae? Or the Dr.?
(Hardcore tone)Me- The are on their own now...
Hannahe-...

The End!!!!!

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