Give me computer! T.T

It has been about 1,5 months without computer and 1 extra month of computer-diet is still waiting for me. I'm really sorry I can't participate in any challenge I was invited to. I want to read manga, I want to watch Durarara, I want to make wallpapers!
Well, there are good aspects also. First, my eyes had some rest (though I'm not sure about it, considering all that smog here in Moscow). Second, my computer had some good time without me.
Have I ever told about how I associate with devices around me? I had several computers but each of them went crazy after 3 months of my work with them. When something went wrong I tried to help my poor computers. I stroked the first, talked with the second, hit the third, sang to the forth. But none of them got better. The person who tried to do something with the last one said that it was all right and I didn't have to worry (he must have meant "there's nothing to do with it") so it is going to return to me in a month, poor thing... There is also my mobile phone. It is always in silent mode and sometimes shuts down. I couldn't read my old SMSs some time ago but now it is possible and I'm really happy about it.

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