My Imaginary Boyfriend

Ah, How shall I start? He needs to smart. Lately Most guys I talk to won't discuss philosophy, politics, movies, books, or anything like that with me. It's all small talk and I REALLY HATE SMALL TALK. *shudders*
Anyway, they need to be nice, of course, and patient. Jealous enough to be cute, but not suffocating. Taller than me and willing to hold my hand in public. Sensitive, and having magical powers wouldn't be so bad either
I sound kind of weird, I know, but this has been on my mind constantly lately. I know that I'm not perfevt and so I shouldn't expect a perfect guy, but why can can't I want one?
I know that fictional guys don't exist. (No, duh) However I WANT one and there's nothing you can do about it!!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!
-DD
PS-If you want to post or give an idea where I should with this world, message me. I kind of want it to be a place where everyone can define the'ir perfect guys and revel in company that no only accepts them, but agrees with them. Because fake guys are hot and perfect and we should be able to talk about being in love with an anime character without people looking at us funny!!*takes deep breath* Ok, rant over.

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