Shippo's Revenge

"In the mountains of ShippoLand, there lived a brave warrior dog who fought off demons going from village to village with his companion, the cat. When they defeated the evil demon who was using the Sacred Shippo Jewel Shards to control people, Narappo, the warrior dog found love with the cat. But then-"

"SHIPPO! Would ya stop that!" the half demon dog, Inuyasha cut off the demon fox in the middle of his story.

"Hey! I was telling my story of how you were always making Kagome upset. You know, it's you're fault if you keep ignoring Kagome's wishes" the demon fox, Shippo countered with his innocent voice.

"Alright, you too stop fighting." Kagome stepped in.

"No, stupid Shippo is-"

"SIT BOY!" Kagome ordered. At once, Inuyasha dropped to the ground, head first. Amazing how two words can do such wonders.

While Kagome and Inuyasha were fighting, Shippo went to the corner of the room and sat down.

"Amazing how they keep up with their relationship like this." Shippo sighed. After training how to become a worthy demon fox, Shippo encountered many demons. His skills improved by tons and his name was known to all. He was a BRAVE warrior who could face anything. He had TONS of money. He had ALOT of fan (fangirls)

"Shippo? You awake?" Kagome's voice echoed through Shippo's head.

Shippo woke up. Huh? Was the thing about being a brave warrior and having tons of money ONLY a dream?

"Yes. Thank you Kagome. Inuyasha, what were you doing while I was asleep? Why didn't you wake me up?" Shippo asked.

"Oh! You worthless brat!" Inuyasha's voice raised.

"BOOM" that was the sound of Inuyasha err...hitting Shippo.

Grr...That's it! I can't take Inuyasha's rage again! I'll show him that I really am powerfu! Then, he'll apologize for sure!! Shippo started daydreaming about Inuyasha becoming Shippo's servant (-.-')

Plan #1: Turning into an Icon
"BWAHAHAHA! What do you think of me now, Inuyasha? After transforming into the icon, Don Kanoji, you've gotta respect me!" Shippo faces Inuyasha. He has turned into Don Kanoji. What Shippo DOESN'T know is that Inuyasha has no idea who Don Kanoji is...

"BOOM" Shippo got hit...again. He turned back into his original form.

Plan #1: FAIL

Plan #2: Seduce Inuyasha by turning into Kikyo and...

err...no. We've had enough of Kikyo for one lifetime. Sorry, Shippo, it's back to the drawing board.

PLan #2: NO WAY IN HELL ARE WE GONNA BRING KIKYO BACK!

PLan #3: Seduce Inuyasha by turning into KAGOME

ENOUGH SEDUCING! NO!

Plan #3: STOP SEDUCING PEOPLE...

PLan #4: Become a warrior that will one day defeat Inuyasha

*nod* This sounds like a good plan. It will take years, but it will work.
Shippo looks at this plan...

"BUT I DON'T WANNA!" Shippo finally put his thoughts out. With all the ruckus, Kagome heads out the door to find Shippo.

"Shippo! What are you doing! Come on, Inuyasha wants to apologize!" Kagome ushered Shippo to the room. Apologize? How could Inuyasha ever apologize? I bet Kagome made him do it. Then again, it's never happened before... Shippo wondered. Kagome and Shippo sat down in the room as Inuyasha began to talk.

"Ahem. Shippo, I'm sorry for calling you a worthless brat." Inuyasha said.

"Oh? If you're really sorry, then you'd be able to say it in front of the whole villagers." Shippo smirked. He thought up the perfect plan to get back at Inuyasha.

"Err...Fine" Inuyasha accepted.

APOLOGY
Inuyasha was apologizing in front of the villagers. The villagers were gathered in front of a large stage. Inuyasha was on that stage reading out an apology letter.

"I'm terribly sorry, Shippo for disrupting your valuable honor and calling you a "worthless brat". As an apology, I will do a dance in your honor...Wait what?" Inuyasha was reading off a script. A script that smelled like scented raspberries...What was going on?

Then, out of the corner of his eye, he saw Shippo, performing a curse on him...Suddenly, he was doing a dance...the caramelldansen...EHH??? It was as if his body was moving on its own.

The villagers started laughing at him. It's SHIPPO! Oh I'm gonna beat you up... Inuyasha tried as hard as he could to stop dancing. He couldn't. His body was possessed. He could see Shippo and Kagome laughing along with the villagers You think it's FUNNY?! Well then why don't you try doing this??

After about an hour or two, the dance came to an end...and Shippo's life may as well come to an end too. Inuyasha was chasing Shippo around the village. Shippo, with a big smile on his face ran as far as he could Well, since it always comes to this, why not have fun?

Okay...I wanted Inuyasha to do a caramelldansen...XD No big deal...Only an annoyed Inuyasha...

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