An Angry Shiro-chan

Today, the sun is shining. In Soul society, everything is normal. In the 10th division, a orange haired vice-captain is staring at the (high) stack of papework...She forgot to do it. Again. Oh great...If taicho finds out again...maybe I'll just sneak out for a- too late. An angry, short, shiro-chan was standing in the doorway.

"MATSUMOTO!" We've all seen Hitsugaya Toshiro's chibi anger but this was even MORE. Maybe he's having... "problems in his love life" Oops..Rangiku had just said what was clearly on her mind. Now, this angry shiro-chan was looking...enraged...no, it was more like...cute. Yes, nothing's more cute than an angry, short, chibi shiro-chan.

"BANKAI!" Wait...did he just say that?? Oh no...and then, Matsumoto burst out the door being chased by an angry, short (WILL YOU STOP THAT!! Last year, I grew 11cm! Err... I'm not THAT SHORT!), Hitsugaya Toshiro with his bankai...How troublesome could this get? Other than freezing the whole division...Okay, I'm going to stop explaining while the boy genius over there freezes everybody. How smart is that? And now...Matsumoto's looking for excuses...as to why she forgot the paperwork...

"Uhh...I was preparing a party for your birthday!" the blue eyed Rangiku said

"MY BIRTHDAY PASSED NINE DAYS AGO!" the angry captain replied

"Oh...did it?? Well Happy Belated Birthday, taicho! For your birthday, I got you a dead Momo!"

"WHAT?!" it seemed that the comment made the captain stop his bankai...although not a good excuse...

"Hehe...just kidding!" Rangiku stopped her running and breathed a sigh of relief. She finally seemed to have "calmed" the shiro-chan...Now, the captain was concentrating his anger on the big stack of paperwork left unfinished. That gave Rangiku the perfect opportunity to...run away...first grab a bottle of sake...crawl to the counter and...

"What are you doing?" the young captain was now staring down at her. BUSTED. She had finally found a perfect hiding spot for her sake too...

"Demu, taicho! It's to celebrate your birthday!" the vice-captain argued. Without a reply, she quickly raced past the door and headed to her sake buddies...Hisagi and Kira...only to find her little (I'm NOT little!) captain already there. Then, the loop starts over again as Hitsugaya Toshiro yells out his vice-captain's name...How troublesome...

In another faraway place, the 13th division captain, Ukitake Juushiro is peacefully drinking tea...It just shows you that sick a sick shiro is better than a healthy one!

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