Well, how y'all doin'? Missed me? Don't answer that, I just know ya did *grins* Now, I've just came back from my mission...*drops luggage on the floor and throws away Hawaii shirt and straw hat*...and I am very pleased to see the place is clean and shiny...No paperwork, no dust, no mess whatsoever! My, my, I sure didn't expect this when I had my other assistant around...*gets shoe thrown at him* Oi! That hurt! *rubs head* Don't damage my genius, damn it! Now *clears throat* as I was sayin' before I was so rudely interrupted...*whips head, glaring in one direction and gets another shoe thrown at* Ha! You missed! *gets a tomato in his face* Blast it...I'll get you for this...*wipes away* I'll have to reward my lovely assistant Suki for makin' this miracle possible. Let's see, I know I had one somewhere in here...*searches haori* Here it is! Oh, Suki! I got a Twix bar for ya! Hmm, she must be away cleanin' the halls after Szayel *shudders* I'm definitely not glad to be back at the zoo again... And speaking of zoos, I have a bone to pick with one particular beast. But before I do that, how about a little humiliation? *grins evilly*
Poor bastard, he's really havin' a hard time gettin' money for cat food *shakes head* But now...*rolls sleeves* I have to find 'im to pay 'im a few *snickers* Messin' with my assistant and lover are ya? Oh, before I go! I might be returnin' to the SSLN News, so stick around, will ya? *winks* Bye bye *waves and grins* Come 'ere, Grimm-cat! *cracks knuckles and walks off*
