This is now officially a thing.

~Myself

I'll try not to post too often. I realize it can get sort of annoying, but... This has to start happening in the story immediately.

~Charles

I was watching the lights go by out the window. Bird lady was squawking about something, but I was too busy in thought to listen. Wait... squawking... bird. I am an impressive comedian. I'm a clown of the highest order... Charles... Chuckles... I am CHUCKLES THE CLOWN!!! Where was I...

Oh yeah, thinking. This never seemed to work out well for me. There's Stephene, a tomboy girl can be cute, but not for me. Desmine's really cute by any standards, but she will probably try to kill me soon. K'satri, that's it. She's a firecracker, just my type.

Let's see, switch communicator to text. Select K'satri, and here we go.

To: K'satri

K'satri I know we haven't known each other for long, and we probably didn't start out on the right foot, but you may be the most wonderful women I've ever laid my eyes on. I'm prepared to go to the ends of the earth for you my love. I will wait on you, hand and foot. I will be ready for anything you may ever need. Please would you be my girlfriend. If you aren't convinced yet I wrote you a poem.

Roses are Red.
Violets are Blue.
Please be my girlfriend.
I'm sure I'm handsome enough for you.

From Charles (The most glorious and handsome man on Earth.)

Perfect, no women could resist that message. It's already hard to resist me without the message. Let's see, send.

She acted surprised by her communicator shaking and looked at it, she started to read. I waited in anticipation for her resounding yes.

End