tonight my parents & aunt and uncle are out to dinner, so my sister and I are staying with my cousin until they get back 
so anyways a few minutes ago my cousin was upstairs and my and my sister were watching the NCIS marathon (big surprise.) the episode that was on featured a man being killed at a hotel. The man's wife is called to the crime scene, and the investigators ask her if they knew what her husband was doing there.
Wife: what?! my husband's dead?!
NCIS: yes, we're sorry. miss, did you know what he was doing at this hotel?
Wife: of course I do. he was meeting a prostitute!
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needless to say, that was awkward enough with my LITTLE sister. but then, my sister goes, "what's a prostitute?"
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so then I wa slike, "ummmm.... it's a hooker." But she didn't know what that meant, either. finally i was just like, "he's having an affair! that's all you need to know!" *sigh*
i have a wierd craving for ice cream.... omg my cousin's keyboard is hard to type on.
