There's Some Weird Ones Out There...

[ I don't know why I keep choosing the weird ones ]

Here’s some weird and personal questions, you down?:
fo sho

Can you call your ex without it being awkward?:
never dated

Do you still talk to the person you last kissed on the lips?:
u wanna fight punk

Will you be in a relationship one month from now?:
Nope.

What about 2?:
I dont plan on dating till im 30

Could you go a day not talking to the last person you kissed?
maybe this survey is not for me

Is your room ever clean?:
it's like you know me so well
but no, it's usually not as clean as it could or should be

Do you drink bottled water?:
Yeah.

Honestly, are things going the way you planned?:
i guess how should i know

Do you hate the last person who called you?:
i dont know who called me last

What are you listening to at the moment?:
TV.

Think back five months ago, what was your relationship status?:
Single and ready to sit in front of the computer all day

Name something you dislike about the day you’re having?:
i had to go to school with all the douche bags.
am i allowed to say douche bag

If you are being extremely quiet, what does that mean?:
I'm either
angry, tired or upset

Think back to the last person you held hands with, would you kiss them?:
i dont like physical contact

Is the last person of the opposite sex you texted single?:
apparently

Do you remember the person you first kissed?:
i am loading the gun now

When was the last time you cried?:
i dunno

What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?:
fantasized

How would you feel about traveling abroad alone?:
i'd be scared shitless

Do you currently have feelings for anybody?:
I guess.

Did you mean it when you said “I love you” last?:
Not in the deep affectionate way.

Do you think a lot of people think bad things about you?:
Yes.

List three things near you:
Spoon, sharpie, Wii remote.

What was the last thing you watched on TV?:
"Catfish."

Is your birthday soon?:
haha i wish

Do you like the color green?:
its a nice color

Do you like winter?:
Not as much as i used to

What are you scared of most?:
Abandonment and failure.

Have you ever given out your number and then regretted it?:
Yes.

Do you curse a lot?:
well-

Who do you wish was with you at the moment?:
hmm

How many pillows do you sleep with?:
two
its a shame

Are you drunk?:
yea
yeah im drunk right now

What was the last song you listened to that made you cry?
I don't know.

Name a weird song.:
Doodoo in my Backpack
Warning: Language!

A song you never get sick of?:
so many oh my god i just i-

Your ex REALLY needs you at 3am and you have a way to their house would you go?:
It really, really depends.

Could you survive without electricity?:
eh.

Without saying any names what is one thing that you would like to say to someone?:
Can I have you?

Could you go a month without talking to your best friend?:
ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Are girls too dramatic?:
did u not just c me put that in caps up there

Does the thought of marriage scare you?:
Kind of.

What were the last words you spoke out loud?:
"how was your day, huh?"

Would your parents get mad if you got drunk while they were present?:
I am not allowed to drink anywhere, so i'd say yes.

Where is the person who has your heart at the moment?:
I don't even know.

Would you date someone who lived in another state?:
I ask myself that question at least twice a week.

Are you friends with your ex?:
I don't have an ex.

Where is the person you last texted?
jfc so nosy
in my room we share one

Who is someone that you would do anything for?:
what

When’s the last time you said you were fine, but really weren’t?:
last week i think

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?:
Today.

Who did you spend your summer with last year?:
One of the besties.

What did you wake up to today?
My mother.

Do you believe true love can conquer anything?:
I'd have to experience it.

Did you wear what you are wearing today for a specific reason?:
no

What was your favorite game as a kid?:
my brian cannot go back that far
i have no idea

Did you eat a cookie today?:
no

What was the last thing you ate?:
cereal

What’s bothering you right now?:
everythign i dunno

Have you lost friends in the past year?:
i hope not

Have you ever laid on a bed and stayed there for no reason at all?:
yeah

Have you and the last person you kissed ever talked about going out?:
okay its loaded

What does the last text message in your inbox say?:
"Good job partner!"

If the person you’re dating said they were falling in love with you, what would you do?:
i am not dating anyone

Tell me about the shirt you’re wearing?:
Striped black and white [ stops at elbow ]
im not into fashion like that

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