i fill out a bunch of surveys. sometimes i answer too truthfully

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What is this fun you speak of

Here is the survey, beauties.

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What made your weekend fun?
Nothing yet.

Have you kissed someone more than 20 times in 2010?
no

You just drank 52 shots, what would you be doing?
A-ahaha?

What are you listening to right now?
TV.

Did anyone watch you the last time you kissed someone?
no

When was the last time you did the dishes?
Me, personally? About a month ago.

Could you go the rest of your life without smoking weed?
Easily.

Boys are always good with their words, am I right?
Well.

Have you ever gotten burnt by a cigarette?
Nope.

Have you ever changed in front of the last person you kissed?
No.

When was the last time you saw number 3 on your top friends?
What?

Does anyone know your Myspace password?
I have a Myspace?

What’s on your wrist right now?
My skin.

Where is the last person you kissed?
I give up.

Were you single on your last birthday?
I'm always single.

Have you ever been suspended from school?
Nah.

Has anyone ever told you they’d marry you?
I am married.

Who are you going to be with Saturday night?
It is Saturday night.

What were you doing at 12am this morning?
Watching scary movies.

Did anything exciting happen in your day today?
No.

Who was the last guy you texted?
We call him Cera.

Do you remember the last girl you texted?
Yeah.

What’s bothering you?
ksdfhjjscd

Are you one of those people who constantly checks the time?
yea

When you’re angry, do you take it out on everyone else?
Sometimes, though I really don't like to.

Where did you sleep last night?
My sibling's room.

Have you ever worn the opp. sex cloths?
I dunno.

Could you go the rest of your life without alcohol?
Yes.

Do you think you’ve changed over the past year?
Yeah.

What did you do last night?
I watched scary movies until 1:30 AM.

What grade is the last person you texted in?
Grade 7.

Was the first person you talked to today male or female?
Male.
Hey, did you know male (mah-le) in Italian is "bad."

Who were the last people you rode in a car with?
My mother.

Someone phones you at 3:00 AM. Who do you expect it to be?
My mother.

Has anyone ever crawled through your window?
no, i live on the third floor, it better be important

Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your own house?
idunno

Where was your default picture taken?
What?

Don’t you hate waiting for someone to show up somewhere?
Yes, and vice versa.

Think back to September, were you in a relationship?
I was never in a relationship.

Will you regret your next kiss?
I hope not.

Do you like to sleep?
Love it. I'm seeing sleep on the side.

Does it take a lot to make you happy?
I dunno.

Have you taken anyone’s pants off recently?
No.

Ever been heartbroken?
Sure.

Do you like to sit in the sun, and tan when it’s hot out?
No.

Who was the ugliest person you saw today?
That is really mean and rude, I hope you don't actually ask people this in public.

Will you be dating anyone in a month?
no

What’s something you’re looking forward to?
going into the city and shopping (maybe).

How many tattoos do you have? And how many do you want?
I don't have any tattoos.
I want two small ones.

What’s something you’re not looking forward to?
School.

Have you ever cried in front of your number one?
Who?

What’re you currently listening to?
TV.

What woke you up this morning?
Family yelling at me to get up.

Have you shaved your legs in the past three days?
No.

Who is the first person on your top?
my what

When’s the last time someone of the opposite sex told you they miss you?
never.

Who were you around today?
my family.

Do you miss anyone in particular?
no

Where exactly were you at 10:00am this morning?
i was at some meeting.

Have you ever taken someone back after they hurt you? Do you regret it?
As in, has my girlfriend/boyfriend ever hurt me and I took them back?
I have never dated.

What time did you wake up today?
Around 9:45 AM.

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
It depends.

What should you be doing right now?
Cleaning my room.

Shock

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Do you have another window open? If so, what are they for?

wow im lame

Have you cried today at all?
nope

The person you like at the moment finds someone new, what is your reaction?
i'd be jealous.

Do you like to cook/bake?
no

Do you wear eyeliner?
no

Would you rather marry Taylor Lautner, or take a million dollars?
one million dollars pls

What are you currently listening to?
tv.

What color is your bra right now?
excuse u

How long have you lived in the house you live in?
three years

What plans do you have for tonight?
sleep

When was the last time you ate Taco Bell and with whom?
taco bell still exists

Have your friends ever stopped by your house just to say hi?
no

Have you ever kissed on a bed?
the pillow
does that count

What would you do if it snowed right now?
it did snow yesterday

Where do you want to live when you’re older?
dunno
London?

Are you tired?
ye

Do you like your English class?
It's okay.

Do you pick your words carefully, or just tend to blurt everything out?
Depends.

Is it easier to pretend everything’s okay for you?
skjfhsdjf

Would you rather have your parents catch you having sex or smoking weed?
Smoking.
I don't smoke.

Are you nice to everyone?
For the most part.

Is it possible to be single and happy?
Pshyeah

Is there anyone you would start over with?
what

Is there someone you just can’t imagine your life without?
sure

Has anyone said you have changed lately?
ye

Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
i guess

Do you think things will change in the next 3 months?
Sure

Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
nope
im a loser

Are you missing anybody?
sdkjdjk

Have you ever tripped in public?
That's part of my daily routine.

Are you a morning person or a night person?
Night person.

What was the last drink you had?
Raspberry flavor soda.

Do you like Chinese food?
Yep.

Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Forgive. I guess.

Compared to this time last year, are you happier or sadder?
I don’t know. Happier, I think.

Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
i am not that special

How important is the truth in a relationship?
Very.

Is it cute when a guy kisses your forehead?
bye

Is there something that’s recently shocked you?
not that i remember????

What brand are the pants you’re wearing?
im naked

Which is harder: walking away from somebody you love or coming back?
walking away.

Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
dunno

Do you have one of those formspring accounts?
no
whats that

Do you listen to Lil Wayne?
sometimes

Have you ever made your parents cry?
I hope not!

What were you doing at midnight last night?
restless.

Are you wearing a ring?
Nope.

Is there someone you can trust 100%?
i think we're done here.

What color are your eyes?
Dark brown.

There's Some Weird Ones Out There...

[ I don't know why I keep choosing the weird ones ]

Here’s some weird and personal questions, you down?:
fo sho

Can you call your ex without it being awkward?:
never dated

Do you still talk to the person you last kissed on the lips?:
u wanna fight punk

Will you be in a relationship one month from now?:
Nope.

What about 2?:
I dont plan on dating till im 30

Could you go a day not talking to the last person you kissed?
maybe this survey is not for me

Is your room ever clean?:
it's like you know me so well
but no, it's usually not as clean as it could or should be

Do you drink bottled water?:
Yeah.

Honestly, are things going the way you planned?:
i guess how should i know

Do you hate the last person who called you?:
i dont know who called me last

What are you listening to at the moment?:
TV.

Think back five months ago, what was your relationship status?:
Single and ready to sit in front of the computer all day

Name something you dislike about the day you’re having?:
i had to go to school with all the douche bags.
am i allowed to say douche bag

If you are being extremely quiet, what does that mean?:
I'm either
angry, tired or upset

Think back to the last person you held hands with, would you kiss them?:
i dont like physical contact

Is the last person of the opposite sex you texted single?:
apparently

Do you remember the person you first kissed?:
i am loading the gun now

When was the last time you cried?:
i dunno

What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?:
fantasized

How would you feel about traveling abroad alone?:
i'd be scared shitless

Do you currently have feelings for anybody?:
I guess.

Did you mean it when you said “I love you” last?:
Not in the deep affectionate way.

Do you think a lot of people think bad things about you?:
Yes.

List three things near you:
Spoon, sharpie, Wii remote.

What was the last thing you watched on TV?:
"Catfish."

Is your birthday soon?:
haha i wish

Do you like the color green?:
its a nice color

Do you like winter?:
Not as much as i used to

What are you scared of most?:
Abandonment and failure.

Have you ever given out your number and then regretted it?:
Yes.

Do you curse a lot?:
well-

Who do you wish was with you at the moment?:
hmm

How many pillows do you sleep with?:
two
its a shame

Are you drunk?:
yea
yeah im drunk right now

What was the last song you listened to that made you cry?
I don't know.

Name a weird song.:
Doodoo in my Backpack
Warning: Language!

A song you never get sick of?:
so many oh my god i just i-

Your ex REALLY needs you at 3am and you have a way to their house would you go?:
It really, really depends.

Could you survive without electricity?:
eh.

Without saying any names what is one thing that you would like to say to someone?:
Can I have you?

Could you go a month without talking to your best friend?:
ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Are girls too dramatic?:
did u not just c me put that in caps up there

Does the thought of marriage scare you?:
Kind of.

What were the last words you spoke out loud?:
"how was your day, huh?"

Would your parents get mad if you got drunk while they were present?:
I am not allowed to drink anywhere, so i'd say yes.

Where is the person who has your heart at the moment?:
I don't even know.

Would you date someone who lived in another state?:
I ask myself that question at least twice a week.

Are you friends with your ex?:
I don't have an ex.

Where is the person you last texted?
jfc so nosy
in my room we share one

Who is someone that you would do anything for?:
what

When’s the last time you said you were fine, but really weren’t?:
last week i think

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?:
Today.

Who did you spend your summer with last year?:
One of the besties.

What did you wake up to today?
My mother.

Do you believe true love can conquer anything?:
I'd have to experience it.

Did you wear what you are wearing today for a specific reason?:
no

What was your favorite game as a kid?:
my brian cannot go back that far
i have no idea

Did you eat a cookie today?:
no

What was the last thing you ate?:
cereal

What’s bothering you right now?:
everythign i dunno

Have you lost friends in the past year?:
i hope not

Have you ever laid on a bed and stayed there for no reason at all?:
yeah

Have you and the last person you kissed ever talked about going out?:
okay its loaded

What does the last text message in your inbox say?:
"Good job partner!"

If the person you’re dating said they were falling in love with you, what would you do?:
i am not dating anyone

Tell me about the shirt you’re wearing?:
Striped black and white [ stops at elbow ]
im not into fashion like that

This, That, Who, What

1.Do you smoke maryjane?

I don't smoke.

2.Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks?

ask me about kissing one more time

3.Who’s the last person that came to your house?

One of my friends.

4.Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I dunno, who?

5.What is the last thing that you drank?

spit

6.What time did you get up today?

I didn't go to bed.

7.Elvis or James Dean?

what

8.Who is one person you can’t stand from grade school?

Don't get me started.

9.What grade did you get in Algebra?

I got Bs and As.

10.Who did you kiss last?

that's it, you're done buddy.

11.Is there anyone you would like to fight?

ye

12.Do you like someone right now?

sure.

13.What are you doing right now?

my bumhole

14.What were you doing before this survey?

Watching videos and crying about the fact that I have reached post limit.

15.Who did you dance with last?

I don't dance. [ high school musical plays in the background ]

16.Who is your best friend(s)?

I call her Qwerty.

17.Song playing?

None.

18.If you could have one wish:

if i had one wish [ ray j plays in the background ]

19.What color are your underwear?

are u coming on to me

20.Do you know what tofu is?

my what is this mysterious tofu u speak of my small brain cannot comprehend

21.Have you ever eaten it?

noep.

22.Do you know what a colonoscopy is?

I think that's when they check up on your colon.

23.Have you ever had one?

Nope.

24.Do you want to go back to high school?

can i get a chance to get it in before i go back to it? jfc

25.Who is your arch-enemy?

oh jesus f c

26.Whats the most attractive thing on the opposite sex?
Smile, personality and eyes?

27.Do you or have you ever read Cosmo?

What is that like girl talk, i dont do girl talk like bras and pink lacy underpanties and stuff no

28.Have you ever watched the Britney Spears movie “Crossroads”?

wha-

29.Do you listen to Lindsay Lohan?

haha
wait
what

30.What do you think of Paris Hilton?

WHAT DOES SHE DO?

31.What do you think of Justin Timberlake?

bye

32.Britney or Christina?

Get out

33.Do you want platinum or gold for your wedding band?

let's take some gold sweetie

34.Have you ever paid to have your eyebrows waxed?

nope i have caterpillars on my face
no not literally

35.What did you do yesterday?

ate

36.Are you bored right now?

yes thats why i decided to do this uguu

37.Have you ever flashed someone?

no

38.How many children do you want to have?

around three.

39.Who did you ride in a car with last?

whats a car
cars are for peasants

40.Republican or Democrat?

get out

41. What’s the oldest that a man/woman can be and still be sexy?

42.Do you think that the tobacco companies should pay for people’s medical bills?

nope

43.What scares you the most?

being abandoned

44.What makes you happy?

just about anything

45.If you could have one person in your bed tonight, who would it be?

You mean like a sleepover
we could have pillow fights and
maybe id get the

im a dork

i swear this survey has a death wish

Be honest, who texted you last?

I dont remember

Do you sleep with the door open or closed?

Closed.

Did anyone see your last kiss?

i have not received that package yet

Do you drink tea?

iced

Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

what did i just say

Do you have plans for tomorrow?

nope

What’s worse: dry skin or chapped lips?

lips

Would you be surprised if your parents had another baby together?

oh god yes

Would you rather go to Canada or California on vacation?

Canada

Do you want to get married?

Sure.

Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants or pajama pants?

shorts

So, what if you married the last person you texted?

I can’t remember who that was. though im pretty sure it was a girl. so then that would mean everyone was RIGHT?!

Last person you told a secret to?

my right butt cheek

What are you listening to at the moment?

Nothing at the moment puu

Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your bed?

car.

Is there someone that you believe you will always be attached to?

Yeah. <3 My best friend.

Are relationships ever really worth it?

Yes.

Do you believe in love?

What is love?

When was the last time you saw your father?

about a week or two ago.

Have any memories that you’d like to forget?

dunno

Is there someone you really like to hang out with and just talk about stuff?

La duh.

Have you ever been called prince or princess?

nah

Do you think teenagers can be in love?

Nope.

How fast does your mood change?

fast?

Remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?

J F C

How are you feeling?

okay.

Do you want someone to call you right now?

it's five in the morning

What do you always take with you?

what

Is your bed comfortable?

fo sho

Would you say you’re an understanding person?

Sure.

Are you generally a happy person?

Generally? Sure. Yeah.

Who’s in your profile picture with you?

what

Were you single on Valentines Day?

do u wanna fight

What is the last movie you watched?

i cant remember! D:

How long does it take you to fall asleep at night?

it depends

Are you talkative?

not so much

Next vacation you’re going on?

whats a vacation

Were you single last summer?

im gonna shoot u