Otaku Insight: Unintentionally Hilarious Lines of Dialogue

Going off script, literally in some cases, time for a little dig at some unintentionally funny lines in anime.

"My breasts are the biggest so I should be Snow White" - Sailor Moon Sub
Makoto Kino laying it on thick to the other scouts.

"I'm gonna die in a Godzilla Suit" - Shinesman Dub
Shina getting herself trapped in a Godzilla costume in soaring heat

"Baoh has a laser cannon!" - Baoh Dub
Yes, yes he does captain obvious

"It's a Lake full of lots of Sea!" - Twin Signal Dub
Leave it to a chibi to confuse water

"It's a Giant Chest Piece!" - Wild Cardz Dub
I'm sure it's not that hard to say Chess

"Nothing Beats a Jelly Filled Donut" - Pokemon Dub
Explains why Brock always has his eyes closed, denile!

"They're talking to their balls" - Full Metal Panic Fumoffu Dub
Kyoko after witnessing grown Rugby men with their Rugby balls

"This is Very Annoying" - Pretty Sammy OVA Dub
A Bill Gates like enemy using a very politician like response to magical girls

"No, Let me squeeze them some more" - K-On Dub
Out of context, it's easy to guess what Yui is squeezing

"You full grown men are waving big swords at us innocent women, you're nothing but cowards" - Maze the Megaburst Space Dub
Seems like a good line, except one of the enemies in the scene is female

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