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This Zone is dedicated to the lesser known elements of anime hosted by the cast of Victory Script.

What weapon is the best?
Who will win in this Death Battle?
Is this costume practical?

You name it, it's all covered here in the Fantasy Zone!

Otaku Insight: Unintentionally Hilarious Lines of Dialogue

Going off script, literally in some cases, time for a little dig at some unintentionally funny lines in anime.

"My breasts are the biggest so I should be Snow White" - Sailor Moon Sub
Makoto Kino laying it on thick to the other scouts.

"I'm gonna die in a Godzilla Suit" - Shinesman Dub
Shina getting herself trapped in a Godzilla costume in soaring heat

"Baoh has a laser cannon!" - Baoh Dub
Yes, yes he does captain obvious

"It's a Lake full of lots of Sea!" - Twin Signal Dub
Leave it to a chibi to confuse water

"It's a Giant Chest Piece!" - Wild Cardz Dub
I'm sure it's not that hard to say Chess

"Nothing Beats a Jelly Filled Donut" - Pokemon Dub
Explains why Brock always has his eyes closed, denile!

"They're talking to their balls" - Full Metal Panic Fumoffu Dub
Kyoko after witnessing grown Rugby men with their Rugby balls

"This is Very Annoying" - Pretty Sammy OVA Dub
A Bill Gates like enemy using a very politician like response to magical girls

"No, Let me squeeze them some more" - K-On Dub
Out of context, it's easy to guess what Yui is squeezing

"You full grown men are waving big swords at us innocent women, you're nothing but cowards" - Maze the Megaburst Space Dub
Seems like a good line, except one of the enemies in the scene is female

Character Ranking: Sailor Scouts

Warning, this post may contain unpopular opinions, you'll see.
Just to clarify, Black Lady and Mistress 9 will not influence the rank of Chibi Usa and Saturn.

I'll start with Chibi Usa just to get her out the way, I don't like her that much, if you kept her R incarnation she'd score higher but her Super S incarnation made that season borderline unwatchable.
Mercury is invaluable to have on the team and has a personality that suits her position as strategist and her OVA gives her some extra quirks.
Venus is average at pretty much every position to the point where anyone would mistake her as an American default girl cartoon protagonist.
Sailor Moon herself is very easy to hate on and for good reason but in recent years, I'm a lot more sympathetic and the Crystal series doesn't portray her as annoying as the 90s anime does and remember I'm judging the character as portrayed in the whole franchise not just one season.
Mars is a good foil for Usagi but at times she can be a bit 90s anime girl and I wouldn't be able to separate her next to similar looking anime characters.
Jupiter is probably the most complete female character in the anime medium, she's fiercely independent but has grace and femininity often surprising herself with what she's capable of.
Saturn is a bit of an enigma, while she has a back story that can put many tragic characters to shame her OP power and role in Sailor Moon essentially makes her unusable as a character only coming out as a last resort in very specific scenarios.
Uranus is the one who started the trend of lesbian team members and performs an absolute faultless performance in her role.
Neptune is Uranus' perfect partner, a textbook example of a princess style character done right, although I'd argue she's nothing without Uranus.
Pluto is forgettable, much like the planet itself and again her powers make her OP so she's only needed in very specific scenarios.

Chibi Usa - 4.3/10
Sailor Mercury - 8.7/10
Sailor Venus - 7.3/10
Sailor Moon - 7.5/10
Sailor Mars - 7.7/10
Sailor Jupiter - 9.7/10
Sailor Saturn - 8.2/10
Sailor Uranus - 10/10
Sailor Neptune - 8.6/10
Sailor Pluto - 6.3/10