I'm having way too much fun with these.
"No more for me, thanks. I've swallowed enough" - Plastic Little Sub
Uhhh, nah too easy
"Porno Sites, Porno Sites" - Chobits Dub
Sumomo listing recent internet history
"Leo Burnett and 4Kids are the Devil" - Pokemon Dub
James from Team Rocket using backwards messages
"Earth to Toddler Bitch!" - Yu Yu Hakusho Dub
Earliest days of glorious Funimation dubbing
"Hold your fire, this man isn't Black" - Dragonball Super Dub
And yet the current Funimation didn't think to proof read this line before going to print
"So you dodged my Gàe Bulg fatal blow" - Fate/Stay Night Dub
The dub actor called it "Gay Bulger"
"My feelings are not a fake" - Bible Black Dub
What do you expect from a hentai?
"How do I look, Darling?" - Darling OVA Sub
What's meant to be a nice moment of bonding between husband and wife you just can't take seriously when her hair is that bad!
"I am Mad Scientist! United States goes and invade" - Steins Gate Sub
Okabe really not doing well with English
"Hanako-sama, you were so delighted by my butt beam until just a week ago" - Asobi Asobase Sub
Maeda upset that Hanako no longer likes his butt beam
Time for some more hilarious lines of dialogue.
"I can't sleep until you fire a laser from your butt" - Asobi Asobase Sub
Hanako's butler displaying his Shogi talents.
"I'll use my trusty frying pan, as a drying pan" - Pokemon Dub
Brock again displaying his talent for thinking on his feet
"It's Thick! And it's Hard! And it's coming to get ya!" - s-CRY-ed Dub
George's Magnum weapon...I hope
"Erupting! Burning! Finger!" - G Gundam Dub
By changing the attack name in the dub you now have a much dirtier sounding attack
"I wouldn't be surprised if one day he starts saying his lack of effort is the reason there is no air in outta space" - Gundam Wing Dub
Duo sums up Quatre pretty well
"I'll take a potato chip and EAT!" - Death Note Dub
Kinda kills the intensity there Light
"I am a boy! This is an Octopus!" - Otokojuku Sub
In standing up to a burly American, a Japanese delinquent uses JoJo Engrish
"Look a Dame! A Woman!" - Dream Dimension Hunter Fandora Lost Dub
Yes, yes it is
"Let that child alone" - Dragonballz Big Green Dub
Piccolo you've had how long on planet Earth? The language ain't that difficult
"Now I'm freakin dead" - Outlanders OVA Dub
You've been stabbed right through your mouth, you shouldn't be talking
Going off script, literally in some cases, time for a little dig at some unintentionally funny lines in anime.
"My breasts are the biggest so I should be Snow White" - Sailor Moon Sub
Makoto Kino laying it on thick to the other scouts.
"I'm gonna die in a Godzilla Suit" - Shinesman Dub
Shina getting herself trapped in a Godzilla costume in soaring heat
"Baoh has a laser cannon!" - Baoh Dub
Yes, yes he does captain obvious
"It's a Lake full of lots of Sea!" - Twin Signal Dub
Leave it to a chibi to confuse water
"It's a Giant Chest Piece!" - Wild Cardz Dub
I'm sure it's not that hard to say Chess
"Nothing Beats a Jelly Filled Donut" - Pokemon Dub
Explains why Brock always has his eyes closed, denile!
"They're talking to their balls" - Full Metal Panic Fumoffu Dub
Kyoko after witnessing grown Rugby men with their Rugby balls
"This is Very Annoying" - Pretty Sammy OVA Dub
A Bill Gates like enemy using a very politician like response to magical girls
"No, Let me squeeze them some more" - K-On Dub
Out of context, it's easy to guess what Yui is squeezing
"You full grown men are waving big swords at us innocent women, you're nothing but cowards" - Maze the Megaburst Space Dub
Seems like a good line, except one of the enemies in the scene is female