Funny water

as you eye the drink i just gave you, you ask is this some of your"funny water" but no, its not. that water is from the good well. the funny water i am about to tell you about is fresh ground water from one of our wells at the ranch. so i was told that well water is better than tap,but i wouldn't use the word soft for this drink. the well water was the kind of hard that made it seem like i was swallowing rocks. Don't get me wrong it tasted just fine, and wasn't a underground moonshine. it seemed like normal water, but i would have to break the water into smaller pieces first so i didn't choke.

End