Fun facts

Funny conversations,

Now you've got it in your head that i talk funny? well it just so happens that i absolutely love to mock things that i like. My teacher, yes i move to the funny part. My one teacher calls people "Hun" and "dear" all the time and if your nice she'll say "your a peach". well that isn't as funny as i make it out to be, until i tell you what i would say back. After a pleasant day of making huns i would say "pretty soon we'll have enough peaches and dear to feed all the huns" i had remembered that when a friend on Gaia started calling me hun. and upon telling my friend about the huns, i was encouraged to post at once!
If you have someone who has a fun was of addressing people, then please i encourage you to tell me in a comment!

*special note to my teacher,* your huns are strong and ready for battle!

Funny ways of eating

oh no i just saw you face palm! your saying this has got to be the lamest thing i have said yet. well how many people have odd eating habits? my dad used to sort of growl when he ate, but thats now whats so funny this time. This time i have to say that No one eats marshmallows like Mortica! or at least no one not in a commercial, i had these big marshmallows and gave her one. the wind was blowing as we walked down the road and suddenly she turns toward the wind, shifts her hair, and takes a bite like she was at a photo shoot! now no body eats like that in real life!
now, i know you all know someone who has a funny eating habit, so i welcome you to share in a comment!

Funny doc

so whats funny about this doctor? i can see your very irritated now, but i just have to tell you. when my grandpa was in the hospital there was only one doctor qualified to do this specific surgery. this doctor whom we thought his name was Montanan, looked the part. unlike the other doctor this one wore tight jeans,and cowboy boots. he was so old he was swaying with the air conditioning. he had a belt buckle with a bulls skull on it, and when he spoke you were afraid he might say, "don't worry alls he needed was a piece of horse hair and bottle of jack". my grandma had said she was surprised he didn't walk like the one guy in Rango,*lifts leg parallel to floor then stakes a step*. Later we found out that he prescribed a good walk once a day for healing.

Funny milk

so you want to know what is so funny about milk now? well nothing in particular, but when you are talking about the taste conversation may be split. well my grandma dosen't know yet, but she is the one who pointed out the funniest thing about milk. so milk is messed with a lot even when they say its not. it just so happens that my grandma hates fat free milk, and as she said, "the fat free stuff is made by adding a water rinse to the container after the whole and other milk is made". Now how about we have some milk.

Tick boing!

wanna hear something true and funny, well winged has a new car! no, thats not the funny part, and neither is the name we picked for it. the funny part is the blinkers. you are asking why the blinkers are soo funny that i have to post about it right? well it just so happens that wingeds car is perfectly old! We turned on the radio and it was still playing disco, JK we set it to that. the trunk could fit two bodies! It still has its first paint job,the gadgets are all square, and to top it off the blinkers make the noise "tick boing" at each flash! when i get the pic off her camera, ill post a pic of our awesome 1985 Grand Marquise Autumn, yeah thats the name. we thought it would be fun to always go to town in Autumn. and it looks soo good with the trees right now, we're planning on giving it the Autumn wind paint job(were we add leaves to it).