And we have lift off! The Desbreko Fanclub world is online! :p After battling slow site speeds last week and too much homework we are finally good to go! And to get us started, I present part of one of the previous updates from the main website. So I present...
The Mystery Behind the Lack of Visible Membership
To begin with, we, the founders, had decided to wait until a few members had joined so we could introduce new members along with the updates.
Anyway, when it became apparent that everyone was not rushing to join the official Desbreko FanClub we decided to do a top secret investigation to determine what was scaring all of his fans away. After promising all of the participants in the investigation that their identity would remain a secret we finally got the answer we were look for.
Now we can’t give you the exact details as to how many people we talked to or the exact words they used but we can sum it up for you. And to make it easier we decided to put the results in a survey format.
98% of the girls we talked to were afraid to join as they feared that their current boyfriend would be insanely jealous once they realized just how wonderful the great Desbreko was. So they had decided to keep their adoration a secret. The remaining 2% didn’t know who Desbreko was so we gave the link to both the fan club and OtakuBoards. ^_~
90% of the guys we talked to were of all things afraid that by being a member their girlfriends would dump them to chase Desbreko once they realized who he was and how magnificent he is. So though they admired Desbreko they too decided to keep their adoration a secret. That and they said admitting you wanted to worship another guy gave the wrong impression to the ladies. 6% didn’t know who Desbreko was so we also gave them a link to both the fan club and OtakuBoards. The remaining 4% denied knowing who Desbreko was. How do we know they were pretending they didn’t know him? I think that when someone says “I don’t believe someone that cool could exist!” And then turns around and quickly stammers “I don’t know who you’re taking about!” It’s fairly obvious they are pretending.
And that is how it goes. Time for fun everyone! ^_~
