Pawa

I stayed in the treetops, watching her. Making sure she stays safe.
"I don't know." He says. So innocent my, ahem, bottom! He got her up and headed her home.
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They were home, happy and merry. I could tell at any moment he would do one of the following to limit evidence:
1.Slit the neck, toss knife, and flee
2.Ducktape the mouth, cut wrists, stab/shank stomach, and flee
3.Eh... I'd much rather say not...
This crap is getting me mad. I jumped down in front of them.
"Lowey, what are you doing with this stranger! Get home now!" I put out my hand in a way that said 'you ain't going any further, so just come with me'.
"Oh, you must be Lowey's boyfriend." Mr. Edward said. That got me mad. I am a chick! Curse my flat-chestedness!
"What did you say?! I am a girl!" I yelled. Lowey laughed.
"Pawa, you really need to put your hair down more instead of spiky all the time!" Lowey laughed. I put my head down.
"Oh! So you are the girl named Pawa! Well, sorry about that young miss. My name is-"
"I know who you are," I interrupted. "I just want you gone."
"Ha ha ha. Protective of her, aren't we?" He smiled.
"Well... Goodnight Mr. Edward." Lowey waved goodnight, then came along with me.
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"A-are you made at me?" She said. I laughed.
"Not at a girl who calls a Yao Guai a Yaoi Guy." I laughed.
"Lets go home as fast as possible... There lots I have to do tomorrow." We walked home humming "the Last Unicorn".