how to be an otaku

This is a guide to becomeing an otaku

1- Wake up to a cd/radio alarm clock playing a theme song from an anime of your choice( TANK! is a good choice)

2- Brush your teeth with a hello kitty brand tooth brush (the most manly of men use them as well as the lady's :P)

3- Eat pocky and toast( good mix)

4- Read manga while on bus to school/walking to school

5- Read manga in class and eat pocky

6- Eat noodles and sushi for lunch

7- Ask a student to bare your child ( gets same funny response from guys or gals)

8- Read manga while on bus ride home/walking home

9- Eat pocky for a snack while watching anime

10- Watch more anime/ go to theotaku.com

11- Eat noodles and sushi for supper while watching anime

12- Watch more anime/ go to theotaku.com

13- Brush your teeth with a hello kitty brand tooth brush (the most manly of men use them as well as the lady's :P)

14- Read manga in bed until the event of sleep

15- dream otakuish dreams!

Then start over the next day do this until you are an otaku.

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