Sorry I've been outta touch

Apparently, I have done something to piss off the gods of technology. I just got an Ipod Touch 2G 16GB. I use the Internet connection at the college to download Itunes, which is necessary to activate and operate the Itouch. Somehow, I got Antivirus Pro 2010, a FIERFEKED PIECE OF DEMONIC EVIL, THAT LITTLE SON UVVA GRAVEL-MAGGOT!!! WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS SOFTWARE IF YOU CAN HELP IT!!! PLEEEEEEZ, I'M BEGGING YOU!!!!! I had to wipe my hard drive twice in order to get Malware Bytes on it--and wipe my phone twice to get pieces of that shade-blasted, god-forsaken malware off of my cell and off of my laptop. **pant, pant, rant, rave, pant, pant** Now, I have to re-download Itunes via my dial-up (which will take forever) and fix everything on my Ipod and laptop.
PLEEZ FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, AVOID ANTIVIRUS PRO 2010!!!!!
This has been a Weird-Al-Yankovich-styled virus alert from Chessy-sensei. Thank you...

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