"Which would you rather make sweet, sweet love to--a Wookiee or an Ewok?"
--Hutch, Fanboys

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, here's my answer: an Ewok, because you could punt him into a deflector shield before he could do anything. But still: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!