Haha airstrip

So, I decided that I was going to go out last nght. It's been a while since I've been to a night club so a couple of my old neighborhood friends, Matt and Eric, invited me out. We went to a place downtown (I forgot the name XD) and it was pretty chill. Not too much happened really which was fine. I wasn't really in the mood to dance or anything like that, nah I just wanted to catch up with these guys and have a drink. Apparently it was a good night for drinking where everything was like half off? Something like that. Anyways it was decently packed so it was a little noisy. And out of nowhere this drunk chick just comes over and sits with us with like four shots of whiskey asking us to shoot them with her. Hell I wasn't going to pass up on free alcohol so I definitely joined in XD I was already getting buzzed from having a few jagerbombs, but that didn't stop me. So we all joined in and she introduced ourselves to us and we did to her. Immediately she points to my band hoodie and says she is really into The Used as well and that she actually got to meet Bert, the singer, before a concert in Memphis a few years back which I thought was pretty cool. I told her about seeing them in Dallas this year with my ex. I guess that somehow set her off a little because she told me not to be a buzzkill because I mentioned that I had an ex that may have had the same interest as me. I'm just sitting there like "excuse me? It isn't a lie so what's the beef?" But I kept my cool and asked what she meant by buzzkill. And then she just goes "it's obvious I just wanna flirt with you." And I'm thinking in my head "the fuck? We just fucking met, and I'm not looking for a relationship with another person, but you don't need to be rude." So I told her off to just leave me alone and that she was being rude. And then she just scoffs at me and tells me to pay her for the drink. My friend Eric was telling her to just leave because she was obviously being hella rude. She flips him off and he just gets pissed and tells him to fuck off calling him an airstrip because he was jamming a short mohawk. Meanwhile Matt's just sitting there laughing his ass off at the comment and I'm just like thinking that it was probably just stupid to even come out. So Eric and this chick just argue and I get up to go to the restroom. I'm in the restroom doing my thing and then washing my hands and this guy comes out of one of the stalls. Turns out he's my old manager, Ray, at the casino I used to work at. So, we're talking in the restroom for a few minutes catching up a bit and then I leave to head back to my friends and the chicks gone. Eric's holding his face and I asked what happened. He goes "The stupid cunt just slapped the shit out of me right after you left and security threw her dumb ass out." Yo his face was red like fire truck red. So we leave and head back to Matt's car getting inside it and fucking like 20 yards away is that chick running towards us. Fucking Matt starts the car and peels out of the parking lot to get away from this bitch.

So yeah! That was my night. XD Not fun at all. Just kidding. It was ok. I'm glad I got to meet those two again. It's been a couple of years since I had talked to either of them.

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