How to Annoy and Confuse All Your Male Friends

~Maxie~

Girls. Mewdammit girls.

I got Mars's voicemail this morning, but I left her this semi-threatening message asking her to call me back before lunch. So she did, and she still sounded terrible. I asked her if she was sick, and she said I wouldn't understand. PSA for all females: Just because I'm a guy doesn't mean I automatically don't understand anything. Just most things. But I kept pestering her and eventually she told me that she was having guy problems.

MEWDAMMIT I mean uh that's so terrible for her...

She kinda left it at that, and I didn't push it because a) that's mean to her and b) I CAN'T DEAL WITH GUY PROBLEMS FOR HER! SHE'S MY BABY COUSIN!! This should be interesting...I want to help her out, but...well, I still can't think of her as really seriously dating anyone...Protective cousin mode going into effect, I guess...To be honest, she's kinda more like a little sister to me than a cousin...which is why I feel REALLY AWKWARD dealing with her guy problems...but how to help her?

.....Oh Wailooooooooord~

Oh, and Courtney's still acting sick, so we had tomato soup and grilled cheese tonight. It doesn't look like anyone really minds though....Tabitha actually is telling me I need to make soup more often. Oh Mew, not him too...Also, Tabitha told me that if Archie tried to take Herbert he'd beat him to a pulp. Not that I could ever see that happening, but it's still concerning. Yay.

Again I ask, why me?

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