Brother, put your needles down.
The best thing for you is to leave this awful town.
Pretty soon, you'll have kids to feed.
If you see mother, tell her I can sing!

Short story

Before I start this I wanna say this is kinda weird!Ok well this is a short story of death note (it kinda makes fun of it) well me and my best friend wirte short storys that are kinda wild.There are two charters one is Drew.Drew is pretty much me but a Death Note Chacter.Casey is pretty much my best friend but a Death Note chacter.The rest are from the show,DONT KILL ME!!!!

Light:*Laying on Floor*I dare Mellow to kiss Near!

Mellow:*walks over to Near and Makesout*

Drew:*covers eyes*

L:I dare....Drew to take off her shirt!


Drew:Im the only girl here,no fair!....*takes off shirt*

Boys:*Stare at her*

Drew:*Crawls into corner,Grabs knees and rocks back and forth saying Rape*

Near:*laughing*Ok I dare....

Mellow:Its my turn!!!

Near:*makes face*Fine...

Mellow:I dare all the guys to take off their pants!
*Guys take off pants*


Drew:*shivers*Oh my god,oh my god gay....

Near:*Grabs sixpack*I dare Drew to drink these!!

Drew:*Crawls out of corner and takes it*Ok....*Drinks them all*
*Guys waiting for her to freak*

Drew:*eyes go wide*WEEEEE!!!

L:*rolls eyes*Nice going Near!
*Drew rolls on floor*

Light:This cant be good....

Drew:*picks up phone*IM CALLING CASEY,we'll have a blast!!!

*Casey comes threw window with beer*

Casey:*hugs Drew*Im here!!Lets get drunk!

L:Drew already is...

Drew and Casey:*Start to drink beer*

Light:Can't beat em,join em *Grabs beer*
*Guys grabs beer*

NOTE~I didn't need to write anymore everyone knows how its gonna end,Everyone pasted out on the floor.To anyone who is mad at me calling Mellow Gay my brother give me the idea of that part...I would act like that and so would my friend its pretty funny really....I repeat DON'T KILL ME!!