MOTHER F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK IM IN THE WOODS HACKING THRU SOME SHRUBS WITH MY MACHETE AND THEN A SHARP PAIN IN MY PINKY AND A BURN I SCREAMED AND SWEARED AND LOOKED AT MT NOW GIANT FINGER AND SAW A YELLOW JACKET. I SWATTED HIM OFF AND AND STEPPED ON HIM AND NOW MY PINKY IS AS BIG AS MT THUMB!!!! ouch that smarts.T_T

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