Near Death Experience

My family was invited to a after wedding party like around...Saturday I think? Ha ha ha, I dont even remember the date when it happened, but anyways. We all sat down...it was an outside party, and very windy...and we were served chicken, rice, and bread, ha ha ha. With a glass of soda. It wasnt the best or formalist party in the world, but hey, we were invited, cant judge, ha ha ha.

Well, I dont really feel like relaying all the details of what happened next or how it came to be, so I´ll just flat out write it, ha ha ha. I chocked on a chunk of bread...and almost died, ha ha ha. It was the most terrifying experience ever! I mean slowly sufficating like that, totally freaked me out. And the thing that sucked was that it took everyone forever to notice what was going wrong.

My mom was the one who ended up saving my life...ha ha ha. I still cant believe I was so close to death, man. What a pathetic way to have died choking on food. But it does sound fitting for me, ha ha ha. I love food! And their was no way that almost choking to death was going to stop me from eating anything! Ha ha ha.

Yes I do admit that I couldnt stop crying because I was in a state of mental shock and confusion...but that´s all over now and i´m better, ha ha ha. I´m just so greatful I didnt stay traumitized from the whole situation.

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