Cell Analigy: Ok, so, it's probbably hard to remember the, wat, 1,000? Parts of a cell, it's just s hard to remember the parts of Soul Society, I mean, I actually had to write a big, long, book to remember the people and parts of Soul Society, so, do we really HAVE to uy a book about science and a book about Soul Society? No?! Well that's good 'cause that can get expensive, instead of learning about Soul Society and Science, how about Soul Science? There was even an analigy in Bleach about Soul Society being like a cell, ofcourse that was made by Aizan, but we'll just ignore that, Let's start with the center, who controls Soul Society? (Central 46 is dead, they don't count) The Captin Commander, wat controls the cell? The nucleouse, so if we think of the nuclieouse like the captin commander, that will solve the first problum, a way to remember that is to think of the Captin Commander's big bald head! Ofcourse, wen Ichigo takes over you can just think of it as his attitude being like a big ball of anger, but, we're talking about now, now, the next part is the cell membrain, and ya' no wat? There's actually a sheild of Spirit Particals that was referred to as a Cell Membrain because it protected Soul Society from intruders, so my suggestion would to be to rewatch episode 25 and memorize that line, next is the Vacule, think of that as Urahara's shop, he seems to store things for Soul Society just as the Vacule stores things for the cell, simple right? Now this may sound funny but the next part of the Cell is the Goglie Body, wich is like Hell Butterflies, they send and recieve messeges throughout the Cell/Soul Society, now we're going to have to take a dip into the pool of dislike for a minute because we need to think of the Ribsome as Squad 12 (shudders) why? They all are producers, Squad 12 produces technoligy and information and the Ribsme does a simaler practice, the Mitocondria (that's My-toe-con-dre-a) is like a Zanpokto because it produces Cell Energy just as the Zanpokto produces more controlled Spirit Energy, notethat I said more controlled spirit energy, ok, Squad 4, (poor geeks) are almost exactly like Lysomes, why? They clen up everyone's mess! Poor Squad 4 geeks, anyway, Cytoplasum is like Spiritual Pressure, because it's wat fuels the cell, Cytoplasum fills the cell and Spiritual Pressure surronds and fills the Soul Reaper, alright, time for another big word, Endoplasmic Rectum, so we'll refer to it as ER, ironically enough, the analigy is the squad 4 tunnels, some of wich lead to the ER, these are passegeways to get materials from one part to another, and finally the Chromosoms are like the King's Laws, AKA written laws and information,

Alrigt so, did anyone think it WASN'T totally horrible? Be honest