Bad Case Of Lovin' You

"Ichigo, use this on me," she tossed something at his head, it hit him ofcourse, making a loud CLONKing noise, "Ow! You midget! Wat's your problum?! You want me to-" he felt his face turn a deep, deep red, she had tossed him a Stethoscope, 'Heheehe, yeah King, use it on her, hehee,' his hollow insisted, forming a mental image in his mind, the image of a very delicate looking and blushing Rukia, covering her chest with a sheet, "Ohhh Doctor Ichigo, please examine me," she moaned, Ichigo felt his face turn three shades darker red, "Hello! I asked you for a favor! Are you deaf or something?!" "W-Why do you want that anyway? You sick 'er somethin'?" "No," 'Oh yes, please make me feel better,' the mental Rukia image was back, "Would you quit doing that?!" he screamed, his hollow laughing and pounding the ground, 'Ah, I hook a sucker every second!' Rukia raised an eyebrow, "Perhaps I should examine YOU," she suggested, 'Yeah yeah! Let her do that Kingy!' He was really about to tell Rukia to bug off so he could go kill that hollow of his, "Why? Why? WHY?" "Because, I saw in one of my mangas that-" "Oh no, that can't be good," "ANYWAY, I saw this thing were this girl got sick and her boyfriend listened to her heart beat and then they started making out," Ichigo rolled his eyes, "Well if all you wanted was to make out with me then come here," "No, I want it to be ROMANTIC," "There are other ways to be romantic though!" "Yeah but I wanted it this way!" "But just because you're my girlfreind dosen't mean that I, um, gah!" she rolled her eyes and sat next to him, putting the small plugs in his ears and the metal peice on her chest, he took it off, she pouted, "There's more than one way to do things," he wispered, pulling her down and laying his head across her chest THUMP-THUMP, THUMP-THUMP, THUMP-THUMP

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