Hey! This is were your host Asagi, posts her fanfics, fanpoems, and life posts! So go have a lot of fun! Feel the IchiRuki!

And to be clear, here are the couples I write for: Ichigo and Rukia (Bleach), Momo and Toshiro (Bleach), Uryuu and Orahime (Bleach), Youraweichie and Kiuske (Bleach), Kagome and Inuyasha (Inuyasha), Sango and Miroku (Inuyasha), Ayame and Koga (Inuyasha), Kagura and Seshomaru (Inuyasha), Seya and Haji (Blood), Winry and Edward (Full Metal Alchemist), Roy and Riza (Full Metal Alchemist), Naruto and Hinata (Naruto), Sakura and Sauske (Naruto), Rachel and Jimmy (Case Closed), Harly and Katie (Case Closed), Ren and Kyoko (Skip Beat!), Kenta and Karin (Chibi Vampire/Karin) Maki and Winner (Karin),

Just Another Day

"Now look Physicic! You better-" "Better wat?! Dog!" "Shut up Leach!" "Make me Mongrol!" "I will Blood Sucker!" "Try it Wolf Pup!" "STOP IT!" Bella yelled and stepped between Jacob and Alice, "Wat happened to you two now!?" she saw them open their mouths to speak at the same time and said, "One at a time, Alice, you first," "Why does SHE get to go first?!" Jacob protested, "Because, ladies first, Jake," Alice smirked and made the most innocent face possible, then turned to Bella and said, "Well, I was just minding my owne buisness, sorting through my closet, because you no how HARD it is to put new outfits in there, it's so crowded and-" "Alice, could we get to the point please?" Bella interupted, "Right, well, I was minding my owne buisness wen the WOLF, -" "Alice, Jake, no insults," "Right, wen, JACOB came into my room looking for you, well I happened to get a vision, started giggling, and then he just started harrasing me about it and I get scared because I'm just a little woman and he's a big strong man and he could break me in half," Bella rolled her eyes at Alice's theatrics and Jake mouthed a few choice words of his owne, Alice stood behind Bella and wrapped around her waist like a child, "Oh please!" Jacob moaned, Bella rolled her eyes and tryed to pry Alice's arms from her mid-section, she gave up after about a minute, "Jacob?" Bella asked tiredly, "Well, I was looking for you and entered the little Witche's-" "Jacob," Bella said warningly, "HER room, and after having one of her little visions she started laughing at me and so, naturally, I tryed to find out wat it was, ya' never no Bells, she might've seen my death! And anyway, then she came runing down here and I chased her, and now she's putting on some little 'innocent' act and trying to look cute! But you're too smart to fall for that right, Bella?" "Bella!" Ailce sqealed, sqeazing Bella tighter, "Alice... squishing... me... let... go...!" Bella hissed, Alice let go, "Woopse, sorry!" Bella shook her head slowely, just then Edward and Jasper came flying down the stairs, "Howdey Ladies," Jasper greeted, "Hello?!" Jacob groweled, "I said 'ladies'," Jasper said, unbelieveably with a straight face, Alice bursted out laughing, Edward started laughing too, and then Jasper, Bella visably bit her lip to keep from joining them, "Now look-!" Jacob started, "Jake, let it go," Bella insisted, "NO! That little freak saw me dieing or nearly dieing or something and I wanna no wat she saw!" he said pointing at Alice, "Now wait just a minute!" Jasper protested, standing infront of his wife protectively, "Maybe she saw something funny! Like a giant cupcake falling on your head!" Alice giggled at the thought, Edward stepped infront of Bella, (next to Jasper) and said, "OR maybe it wasn't about YOU! Maybe she saw something about ME! And YOU happened to be there! I won't deny that my sister has a weird sense of humor, but she dosen't think death is funny, even enemies aren't worth it in her mind!" "Now wait a minute, since wen is Jake an enemy Edward?" Bella asked, hands on her hips, "Well, he isn't yet, but-" "Yet?!" as the four went at it, Alice slipped towards a drawer and returned saying, "THIS should solve it!" Alice held up a large nife and grinned, "SEE!?" Jacob protested, "She's kidding!" Edward deffended, "Says you," Ailce mumbeled, "Look! This'll all be solved if Alice will just tell Jake wat she saw!" Bella suggested, "Fine," everyone mumbeled starting into the living room, "Alice, honey, put that thing away," Jasper requested, and as Alice turned on her heel she, well, tripped, and although she stopped herself from falling, she had to grip the nife by the blade to stop it from landing point down in Jasper's shoe, she slid the bloody nife on the table and held her rist, "Ow," she sqeaked, Jasper picked up her hand and sighed, "Well, you're defenitly dameged," he said, Alice grinned, "Come on Darlin'," he said, leading her into their bedroom, Bella began to get up from the sofa but Edward put his hand on her shoulder and said, "I'll get it Love," heading towards the kitchen to clean up the blood, "Ironically the Blood Sucker is bleeding," Jacob mumbeled, Bella slapped him on the back of the head,
"I no it hurts Love," Jasper said sweetly as he tied the bandeges around Alice's hand, "You missed one," Alice said, Jasper looked down at his wife's bleeding finger, "No problum," he took her finger and stuck it in his mouth, sucking on it a little, then pulled it out and kissed the cut, before putting a bandege on it, "You aren't going to go berserk are you?" Alice teased, Jasper smiled and held out his hand for her and she excepted, hopping off the bed, they walked into the living room, "There you are!" Jacob was standing by the door, picking up a coat, "Wat did you see?!" he groweled, "Well-" but just before Alice could start explaining, the door slammed open and hit Jabob smack in the middle of his face, he fell and hit his head on the nearby table as Rosealie and Emmet walked in, they looked at Jacob, shrugged, and went on upstairs, "Pretty much that," Alice said, sitting in Jasper's lap in a recliner (said chair would've swallowed her if Jasper wasn't under her)
"So," Jacob began, removing the tissue from his bloody nose, "I no I'm a werewolf and all, but why isn't my blood making you crazy?" Bella reached back into the first aid box for another bandege, "Edward, you wanna take this one?" Bella asked, glancing at her husband, "Bella dosen't drink blood, she still eats human food, how is beyond me though," Jacob glanced at the speaking vampire and then back at Bella, "So then, why aren't you fainting?" "The urge to faint and the urge to drink canceled eachother out," Bella replied, Jacob glanced at Alice for a moment, "And YOU! You couldn't have told me that your vampire sister was gonna smack me in the face with the door?!" "Well," Alice began, "I tried, but I was too late," she shrugged, Jasper snickered under his breath, "Now hold on-" "Jake," Bella warned before Jacob could cause possible damage to her sister, "Bella! You are so lucky that I have no desiere to get on your bad side again! Otherwise that leach of a sister over there would be pulp by now!" Bella smacked him on the back of the head again, "Ow! I didn't do anything to her! ...Yet,... ow!" another smack, "Wat did I say about threats and name calling?" Jacob glared at Ailce, who stuck her tounge out at him childishly, "Alice, put your tounge back in your mouth," Bella commanded, she did, Edward hit his head on the back of his chair a few times, "Carefull my vampire, I don't want to patch you up too," "Yes Love, I understand, I just wish we didn't have to do this so often," "It's part of the new treaty Edward," Edward glared at Jacob, "I no," he groweled, this time it was Bella's turn to start hitting her head on the furniture

Casting Call

"I told you already, ughh, wat was the line again?" Rukia asked turning away from the set, "Rukia, the line is, 'Dramatizing the situation won't help,'" "Well, I think that sounds weird, how about we skip it?" "No, we can't skip it," "Why not?" "Because I'm the auther that's why not!" "So change the script!" "There is no script! This is a fanfiction! I can do watever I want to!" "Cannot!" "I can turn this into an IchiHime faster than you can blink an eye!" "You wouldn't," "Oh yes I would!" "You don't have the guts," "Um, I'm sorry, how many times have I almost killed you off? And how many times have I put the word 'suicidal' and your name in the same sentence?" "I don't no, your sentences are too long and you have horrible spelling," "I can make you kiss Kon," "How should I say the line?" "Like your talking to an Idiot," "Done, you hear that Ichigo? We both think you're an idiot!" "Shut up," now then, back to the fanfic, Rukia was getting tired of Ichigo's stupidity, "Hey!" "Shut up!" and she was becoming really annoyed, and the fact that the day was becoming more and more like a Soap Oprah wasn't helping the matter, Rukia's Strawberry necklace shimmered in the light, "Wen did I get a Strawberry necklace? And why do I have one?" "Just go with it okk?!" Jeez! Now, were was I? Oh yes, the moonlight bounced in the river's glow, it shone brillantly, like a thousand diamonds, "Ms. Asagi?" "Wat?! Wat could you possibly want Sushi?!" "I brought you your new cards," "Oh good! Is the order correct?" "How should I no? I haven't opened them yet!" "Oh, well, go get my albums, I'll start fileing wile I write, and, Suishi, dear, don't forget my checklists," "Yes, Ms. Asagi," yay! "And this is how typing errors are made," "Oh shut up Ichigo!" "Wat the- how many cards are in there?!" "A nice ammount," "Let me rephrease that, how many 100's are in there?!" "Look! I don't have any of the Bankai set
yet, so shut up! These are just my albums!" "The how many are in the package?" "One," "One?!" "Mm-hm, I got a redemption and got a free Rangiku card, platnum!" "You're rearranging all of those for one card?" "Yes, but eventually I'll have the cards," "Why am I working with you?" "Because I can turn this into a RenjiRuki faster than you can say 'Kibel'," "Why would I-" "Back on track people! This isn't a movie or book so we can't edit things out! This is a fanfiction, and if you don't obey me I will kill you," "Understood!" now, wat happened before that idiot chimmed in? "Hey!" "Shut up!" oh yes, thousand diamonds, Rukia sat on the rock next to Ichigo, "Speaking of wich, can I get up now? My legs are falling asleep," "You'll get up wen I say you can! And right now I don't care if your hole body is falling asleep! Just do it!" right, remind me to kill Ichigo after this, now look you! Oh, right, "Ichigo, I, I, need to tell you something," Well, see ya' tommorow! Maybe, "Wat?!" "My stuff finished printing so I'm going back upsairs, I'll finish this later," "But it was just getting good!" "Too bad, it'd be done by now if you two would shut up and do it right, well bye"

"I'm back!" "How could you leave us sitting on this rock all night?" "You couldn't move?" "You didn't write that we moved!" "Oh, sorry about that, but on the bright side, Bleach was great last night! Although it was really sad, hm, I think I'll write a fanfic about it," "Would you finish this one first?!" "Sorry," "Well now my entire body is sore!" "I can fix that for you!" "I don't no if I trust you," "You better! I have to hurry up so I can post this for my 500+ hits present!You two aren't cooperating!" "500? You just started this last night!" "I no, you see, I was going to post my crossovers for 500, but I decided not to because I couldn't finish them quickly enough, and so I'll just post crossovers for inbetween numbers like 600, 700, 800, 900-" "We get it, but are you telling me that you got this ideah last night?" "No, I've had it for a few days," "Then why didn't you start sooner?" "Because I het doing fanics on my laptop, they come out weird and I can't transfer files! So now I have to finish on my laptop, and retype it later because Pussycat and I are watching ShoGun, and-" "Enough! Are you going to write that we aren't sore anymore or wat?" "No, I'm gfonna put you in more pain, then fix it," "Wat?! Why?!" "You'll see! Now let's get back to the story!" "Ichigo," sorrow dripped in Rukia's voice, "Words cannot express how deeply sorry I am," "Sorry for wat?" "I can never see you again," Ichigo's eyes widened at her words, pain ripped through him like a dagger, "Ok, that hurts ya' no!?" "I'm well aware of that, Idiot, but do you have to interupt me every minute? Shut up and do wat I tell you or I'll kill you off right now! Don't try me! I can make Rukia drown you in that pound over there! Now shut up and do it!" Rukia stood up, "Thank you!" "Rukia, as much as I love you, like my owne daughter, please stop interupting! There's no WAY this'll be done anytime soon!" "Oh, sorry," "That's ok," Ichigo stood up as well, "Thank you!" "Shut up!" "Hey! Why did you tell me to shut up but you polietly told her to stop interupting!?" "Because I like her more, she's not an idiot, and she's female," "That's-" "Shut up!!!!!!!" "I don't understand," Ichigo said, "Ichigo, my brother, he," "Him again? Are you going to be Brother's Pet for the rest of your life?" The words struck Rukia, she felt as cold as ice wen he said that, "Ichigo?" she turned to face the moon, "Did I ever tell you the story about the butterfly?" "No," "There ounce was a butterfly, she loved to fly freely through the sky, but everyone hated butterflys, so she left and went to a special garden were only butterflys lived, but wat she didn't no, was that she could no longer fly free wile in that garden, she was trapped, and one day, someone let her out, but only to put her in an even smaller cage, everyday, the butterfly would be let out to stretch her wings for a few minutes, but one day, the buterfly broke her wing, and a young human came to rescue her, the butterfly was begging t fly free again, after her wing had healed, but then the butterfly was captured again and put back in the cage, the person who caught the butterfly plucked her wings, so that she could never fly again, the butterfly began to sloly die, but rtight before she did, the butterfly was rescued, and slowly her wings began to grow back, because the man who rescued the butterfly is the same one that saved her the first time, but because the butterfly spent so much time with the man, and because the butterfly's wings began to grow back, her captor became frightened, frightened that the butterfly would leave and die, so he put her back in the cage,and he wanted to clip the butterfly's wings again, but it is because he does not want the butterfly to die, and it is because of the butterfly's rescuer,that the butterfly is still alive, but the butterfly loves both of these men, so wat does the butterfly do?" "The butterfly- oh ya' no wat? This is incredably stupid! Butterfly? Come on!" "Do it Ichigo, or I will kill you off slowly and painfully," "Fine," Ichigo put a hand on Rukia's shoulder, the paiin seemed to melt away with his touch, "Hey! Hoiw come I'm still in pain?!" "Because you won't shut up!" Rukia put her hand on top of Ichigo's, and turned he head, "I think- I can't do this!" "Let's just skip to the next day!"

"Look Byakuya, I no that you don't like me and that you don't think that I can protect Rukia, but-" "Quite the opposite, I no you can protect her, probbablt better than I can, because you truly understand justice, wat is right and wrong, and you do not think twice about doing something," "Then why-" "Because, blood or not, Rukia is still my little sister, and it is still my job to protect her," "Byakuya, if I'm trusted enough to be the leader of Soul Society, then you should trust me enough to protect Rukia," "Yes, I see that now, and so, you may protecdt her, ounce again you have won, Ichigo Kurasake, and ounce again you have proved me wrong with your words," "Hey, call me brother in law!" "I rather not," "Excellent everyone! Why can't you two act like Byakuya?" "Actually, must I give in so easily?" "h forget it!"

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The last post (right under this one) is Neccy's, she did that lovely poem, I just wanted to make that clear, also, I was joking around about hoe some writers pluk Rukia, Ichigo, etc. out of the world of Bleach and put them as normal humans that don't meet untill they're in their 20s, I was telling Set-chan about how most people that do that say Rukia is a manga artist and Ichigo is a pediatrition! A pediatrition of all things! After having a few laughs I said that I thought about wat I would do for one of those, and I said that I could start it and then wind up going back to the world of Bleach, well, I told her the jist of my ideah and she liked it, I told her that I couldn't betray the charectors and Tite Kubo by doing that, and even if I was moaraly ready to do that I couldn't because I keep retreating back to Bleach, but I got an ideah, you see, it involves Rukia in pain, Ichigo in a labcoat, a stormy night, an office, and a bed, I will pos it tomorrow, it isn't part of the writing challenge because I'm going to write it in a minute, anyway, this one will be for Set-Chan!