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And to be clear, here are the couples I write for: Ichigo and Rukia (Bleach), Momo and Toshiro (Bleach), Uryuu and Orahime (Bleach), Youraweichie and Kiuske (Bleach), Kagome and Inuyasha (Inuyasha), Sango and Miroku (Inuyasha), Ayame and Koga (Inuyasha), Kagura and Seshomaru (Inuyasha), Seya and Haji (Blood), Winry and Edward (Full Metal Alchemist), Roy and Riza (Full Metal Alchemist), Naruto and Hinata (Naruto), Sakura and Sauske (Naruto), Rachel and Jimmy (Case Closed), Harly and Katie (Case Closed), Ren and Kyoko (Skip Beat!), Kenta and Karin (Chibi Vampire/Karin) Maki and Winner (Karin),

It's Instinct

Link to my inspration http://ligernekoka.deviantart.com/art/Bleach-Strip-002-61917440Ichigo glared at the man in front of him, on the one hand he couldn't imagine this actually HAPPENING, but on the other hand the only time he had been dreaming with his hollow in it was a nightmare with his hollow takeing control and Rukia- he couldn't finish that thought, so he decided to go back to glareing at Hichigo, he was just WAITING to see Hichigo pull out some huge, extra-sharp needle, he had slight chills go up his spine, but kept his eyes on the bleach wite man, (or watever you want to call him) "Do you no wat makes me the best doctor?" he asked, glancing at his "pateint" he sensed that his king was truley suspiciouse right now, that just made him grin even wider, "No, so wat is it already?" Ichigo reluctently answered, brushing his hands off and looking away for the first time, Hichigo grinned and chuckled lightly, clicking his scapel-pen, fully-perpared to scare the liveing daylights out of his king, "Well, since you want to no so badly, ...." he started, looking back at Ichigo, who was glareing at him again, "IT'S INSTINCT!" he shouted, shoveing the scapal look alike in Ichigo's face and makeing the man nearly hit his head on the wall behind him, he quickly withdrew, clicking his pen back and laughing untill his ribs hurt, he watched the anger flare up in his king's eyes, he hopped down from the bench and grabbed the collar of Hichigo's wite, insanitarium-ish jacket, "Wat is WRONG with you?! Don't you have a conciouse?!" Hichigo lightly pryed his king's fingers off of his new jacket, "Calm down King, don't YOU have a sense of humor?" Ichigo glared back at his hollow, who he was actually becomeing strangely attached to, not that he would ever agree to let his hollow have any fun, he simply had developed a strange sort of freindship-like bond with the hollow, "Why I oughtta-" "Calm down King, I didn't do it JUST for the kicks, I had an...agreement, of sorts, with my woman, I had to keep it you see, or otherwise she'd kill me!" "Your woman?" "Yes, you'll find out about her soon enough, but for now, I strongly suggest you pay a little visit to the qeen," and with that, Ichigo was awake and in his own body again,
Rukia pulled on her new boots with an annoyed expression resting on her face, she remembered the strange incounter that she had had with her hollow, and that made her even more annoyed... Rukia swung her legs back and forth, a habit that she had developed as a child, wenever she was so high up that her feet didn't touch the ground (and this was one of those situations) she had the habbit of swinging her legs to distract her from the hight, she glared at her hollow, "Do you no wat makes me the best doctor?" she asked, Rukia rolled her eyes and swung her legs over the bench, laying down flat and concentrateing on the celling, "No, so wat is it already?" she was pretty bored in all honesty, for some reson she trusted her hollow, atleast she did once Rukiow bowed before her and called her qeen, she had developed a bond with her hollow akin to freindship and felt somewat safe closeing her eyes so that the bright light didn't sting, "Well, since you want to no so badly...." she began, clicking her scalpal-pen, and smirking, "IT'S INSTINCT!" She shouted, shoveing the pen in her qeens face, earning a small "eep" from her master, she grinned, leaning back, and her smirk slightly faltered, woundering if she had un-intentionally given her sweet qeen a heart attack, but the grin returned wen Rukia jumped up and pulled on Rukiow's jacket coller, "Wat do you think you're doing?! Trying to kill me?!" "Relax Qeen, it wasn't just for kicks, my man and I have a deal and I'd rather like to keep it," "Your man?" she asked, letting her hollow's jacket coller pop back in place, "Yes, and by the way, your king is most likely feeling a bit down, I think you should pay him a visit with a bottle of medicine if you no wat I mean,"
The closet was empty, were could she be? Ichigo ran down the stairs and down the hall wen he saw the little fluff of raven black hair that he was looking for, he stepped in the doorway to see little Rukia in a possibly horrifying outfit, she wore almost exactly the same thing that his hollow had been wearing, only....girlyer, it was a bit frightening, "Rukia? Wat are you doing?" he asked nervously, "Oh, just looking for something, I'll only be a moment, why don't you sit down?" she offered, not bothering to turn away from the cabinet that she was searching through, Ichigo walked in the eeirily plain room and sat on the bench behind Rukia, "Did you hurt yourself or something?" he asked curiously, not seeing another reason for her to be searching the cabinets of an exam room, "No, thanks for asking though," there was a pause and just before Ichigo could ask her another questin she asked him, "Do you no wat makes me the best doctor Ichigo?" Ichigo's eyes about came out of his head, that question was uncanily simaler to-, "No, so wat is it already?" he felt that he should play this out for some reason, Rukia closed the cabinet and swished around, the skirt of her dress floweing beautifully around her, "Well, since you want to no so badly, ...." she said, the heels of her boots clicking as she approached him, slideing her hands over his shoulders, "It's instinct," she wispered, kissing him deeply, so much so that he actually leaned back to deepen it, he wrapped his arms around her tiny frame and pulled her on top of him, his head hittng the pillow behind him, and something about that outfit made her madly irrisitable, they had been together for a week now (officially) and he was thinking about popping the question, and this sudden burst of passion made that a neccesity now, finally they were both turning blue and had to release, "Wat spawned that?" he asked, leaning up a bit, Rukia now perched comfortably in his lap, "Well, my hollow-" "Wait, did she happen to mention a king and instinct and-" "Yeah, how did you...?" they looked at eachother and in unison concluded, "They were in on it,"

Cures For The Hicups

"Ichigo, *hic*" Ichigo looked up, "Wat?" "I can't *hic* stop *hic* hicuping," Ichigo bit his lip, trieing not to laugh, "How do you *hic* cure this?" "Well I'm not sure how many of these work," he just couldn't keep a straight face, "but there are alot of them, first, you can try hanging upside down for five minutes," Rukia nodded and hung upside down on the bed, "You *hic* keep count, o*hic*k?" Ichigo nodded, helping her get rid of this would probbably be one of the funest- and funniest- things he'll ever do, "Ichi*hic*go? How much *hic* longer?" "About two minutes," "But Ichi*hic*go! My head *hic* hurts!" "Yeah, that'll happen, just live with it for a wile," about two minutes later... "Times up," Rukia moaned and, well, either she lost her balence on purpose or she wasn't paying attention, because she fell off the bed and right on top of Ichigo, "Rukia?" "Huh?" "You're on top of me," "*hic* oh," she rolled off of him, "Well, why don't you try holding your breath for one minute, that should work," Rukia nodded, she took in a deep breath, about 30 seconds passed and she started feeling dizzy and her face was turning purple, and then, she fainted
After about 5 minutes Ichigo was able to wake her up, "And? How do ya' feel?" ".... *hic*, does that *hic* answer your question?" Ichigo roled his eyes, "Ok let's try this, come on," he took her hand and dragged her downstairs, "Here, drink this wile hopping up and down on one foot," Rukia took the cup of water and started, "I can't believe you're actually DOING that! Haha!" and then she lost her balence and toppled over Ichigo, water spilling everywere, after he was dried off he decided to try a sweeter approach, litterally, "Alright," he put down a bowl of sugar on the table, "eat a spoonfull of this ok?" she nodded, and (amazingly) choked down the sugar with no problum but then, she hiccuped again, her hand jerked by reflex, and the spoon hit the bowl and sent sugar flying in Ichigo's eye,
Then he tried probbably the dumbest thing he's ever done, he tried the hole "scare her" trick, well she was already twitchy due to the sugar, well, he rounded the corner, screamed "BOO!" and... she hit him square in the face, well after that failed he decided to try ANOTHER trick, (he really IS thick headed!) "Ok, now, try eating a bunch of soda crackers and wisteling," she nodded, and ended up spitting a very jagged edged cracker in his eye, "....*hic*," "Ya' no, I'm startin' to think that you're AIMING for my eye!" "And I'M *hic* starting to think that YOU'RE *hic* just makeing up these *hic*stupid tricks!" "Fine! We'll try one more thing then you're on your own!" "*hic* Fine! *hic*" Ichigo stood in front of Rukia, "Ok, now, close your eyes," she closed her eyes, "stand still," she stood still, "and wait," she waited, and she felt him start to kiss her, after a few moments he let up, "Rukia, I gotta love ya' ya' no," "Dito to that, ... hey! My hicups are gone!" "Wounder- *hic* full! Oh *hic* great,"

Halloween Shake Down

I DID NOT WRITE THIS!! This is my favirote contest entry at Bleach Aylum http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4605819/1/Halloween_Shake_Down

Early Late That Night

'It was early, that late night,' 'Wait a minute, wat?!' Rukia glared at the papper, this was hard and she was tired! She slung her head back, "Ow," she wined, stupid wall, Ichigo opened one eye, "Mind telling me why you're up?" "I'm trying to write," "Write wat?" "Our story, I want it on papper so that our kids can tell their kds and so on, you no, without haveing it getting out of hand," "Wait till tommorrow, you can't write wen you're tired trust me, besides, you need my input," Rukia nodded and turned off the lamp, curling up with Ichigo, "Did you get anything down?" he mumbeled against her soft, Strawberry-scented hair, "Mm-hm," "Wat was it?" "That it was early, late that night," "....Wait a minute wat?!" 68

Just a little spoof on wat happens wen you try to write at Dark A.M.

Averge Day

NOTE: I wasn't gonna post this for a wile, but oh well

This was the scariest thing of my life, worse than walking down the aisle, having a baby, or being faced with the Vulturi and hundreds of new borns! I was alone in a room with Alice,normally that'd be ok, but we were alone in her bathroom, AKA Beauty Shop Central, and if that wasn't scary enough, she was going to play Make-Up Barbie with me so that we could mail a picture to Renee', and her excuse, "See? A little make up can make her look like she hasn't aged a bit!" Alice thought that would be funny, and worse than that my owne daughter had abandened me! Rensemee and Isabella had gone to find Jacob and Seth so they could play, AKA pretend to hunt him, and they got closer to succedeing everytime, oh yeah, Isabella was Alice's daughter, not an Immortal Child, she was half and half like Renesemee, Carisle had said that she was defenitly Alice and Jasper's, but there was something about Rensemee's attachment to Alice that somehow changed she and I and allowed us to have children, it's strange, but apparently all those headaches she gave Alice meant that it was because Alice and I were changing, it's very complicated and I barely understood any of it, neither did Alice, although that's probbably because she was freaking out, Isabella wasn't that much younger than Rensemee, only a few months, the situtations were almost identical, oh yeah, her name, I tried to persuade Alice to not name her after me, but her argument was, "You already got Esme's spin off name, now I'm doing a spin off of YOUR name, besides, you arent legally Isabella anymore, you're Bella, and we can call her Isa for short, fair?" it was like a buisness negotiation rather than naming a baby, well, regardless of all that, Rosealie is unbelievably jealouse of Alice and I, it was kind of ok wen she felt like she had a hold on Rensemee, or Nessie as they called her, but after Isa was born and Alice and I both had our owne children she really started to get upset, I heard her asking one night (she thoght I couldn't hear her) she had been asking why Nessie affected Alice and not her wen Alice had barely spent anytime around her before she was born, Carisle had said that it had something to do with the excess of cells in Alice's mind, and by Rensemee blocking that, the cells were forced to expand or something like that, I wasn't paying much attention to his explination, I didn't think I wanted to no, it just irritated me that she asked something like that instead of being happy for Alice, and ofcourse the lucky physcic in question was a vampire and was all but nocked out through the hole thing, and ofcourse Isabella had powers of her owne like my Rensemee, but right now I was vicously annoyed at all three of them!I can understand Isa leaving, but Nessie nos too well wat Alice can do to me unsupervised, and yet she still left me! There would be some SERIOUSE trouble!
Well, I had more or less gotten away from Alice in one peice, I darted out of the house as Alice had to get more film for the camra, I raced to the cottege to get Edward to liberate me, I was abe to cross in and bolt the door, Edward looked up from his book and started chuckling, "Edward, please shut up," I requested, "Want me to liberate you?" "Yes," after about an hour I was in normal clothes, it wouldn't have taken as long, but Alice had removed almost all of the normal clothes from my closet, she thought she had been thorough enough, but I had an emergency stash of shirts ad jeans under the bed, (in a box, with a lock) it isn't like she had spared Edward either but he didn't mind, honestly Alice! Not everyone can wear fancy clothes 24/7 like you! Ugh! Well, afterwards Edward, Nessie, and I went to meet up with Alice, Jasper, and Isa, to go hunting, Alice was visably irritated the entire time that I had not only escaped,but that I had somehow stashed normal clothes somewere, Edward leaned over to me wen Alice was out of hearing range (even for a vampire) and said, "Just to warn you Love, Alice is going to do another sweep of the house as soon as she gets the chance," "Then we'll just take the stash with us and GIVE her a chance," I wispered back, "Excellent," I smiled, it WAS an excellent plan,
We rushed out of the house and back to Carasile's, therefore giving Alice the chance to search the house and find nothing, I snickered as she and her minions (Jasper and Isabella) left to search the house, I felt sorry for the child because Alice had taught her that normal clothes were bad and that the fancier the better, the poor girl already believes that so early in life, and has been taught how to seek and destroy, as for Jasper, well, I think he's only there to keep Alice humain, although so far he wasn't doing a very good job, suddenly the door slammed open, I quickly hid the box of normal clothes behind my back, Alice glared at me, and snatched the box, opening it and shaking her head disaprovingly, "Bella, Bella, Bella, tsk, tsk," I glared at Isabella as Alice went to her room to dispose of my last hope, Jasper mouthed the word "Sorry" to me and lead Isa away to their room, Isabella could see the past, the opposite of her mother's gift, she could only sense things wen someone was nervouse though, the opposite of her father's gift, Edward glanced at me, "Don't worry Love, we'll go shopping later, that's assuming that Alice didn't steal our keys," and then I heard Alice's bell-like laughter from the next room, that couldn't be good,
Sure enough, she had slipped the keys to both of our cars in Rosalie's stuff, and Rosealie and Emmet were both hunting, I was about to give up, but then little Rensemee came to my rescue and showed me that she had somehoe saved the keys to the volvo, and THAT was why she left me alone with Alice! I had such a smart little girl! We darted to the car wile Alice was still (I could only assume she was burning) my clothes, on our way to the mall I smelled steak, someone must've been cooking out, I was suddenly glad that Jacob wasn't around here, well, we maneged to buy a few pairs of jeans and some shirts (and some normal clothes for my daughter and husband) and left, well, we were almost in the house, and Alice was waiting for us, I gave the bags to Nessie and told her and Edward to go around the back wile I took over here, "Alice," I started, "Bella, please, don't try, I'm gonna take the clothes," "Alice, did I mention that... Edward is taking your Porche?" I watched her eyes grow, "No he isn't," "Yeah, he is, he thinks you have too much power with a car, if I were you, I'd go hide the keys," she darted, as soon as I was inside I locked the door, "How did you get her gone?!" "I told her you were taking her Porche," Edward shrugged and kissed me on the cheek, yep, just an averge day