how to do my happy dance!!

1. Jump into the air emitting a happy, excited sound. Includes giggles, squeaks, wolf howls and thrasher singing.
2. Headbang dangerously if there is no spinny chair. If there is, spin spin spin! If especially happy, do both.
3. Do the "Sophia groove" until people look at you funny.
4. Do the "Ballerina fausse". Start to spin on two feet but as you are spinning, place one foot in the air as if stepping and propel both feet with the other, enabling you to spin in the air!! (This may need to be practiced.)
5. More spin spin spin!!!!!
6. Run down a huge space like a hallway with arms extended, singing "Fucking Hostile", the Batman theme song, chant the Team Rocket motto, or make airplane noises.
7. Stop in front of overbearing parent/teacher/adult who is bigger than you and listen to boring lecture about not running in the hallway.
8. Execute impossible martial arts moves and slow-motion Matrix moves like running up a wall while squeaking.
9. Yell TA DAAAAA obnoxiously. My Happy Dance!

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