Why can't you be real?!

Why,oh,why can't Chrono be real?! I want him to be real so badly! Me and my friends were talking about guys and we were saying things like "You know, he would look better if he tied his hair back" and for some reason i blurted out saying "Or he could just grow his hair really long and dye it purple" And so i said that i had just been watching Chrono Crusade adn my best friend said "You know, if you keep telling guys that they have to dye their hair purple you are never going to get a boyfriend"

Great Beauty.......NOW YOU'LL NEVER FIND A MAN!!!

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