I do want you...

My Name is Becca, I'm Young, I'm Poetic, I'm Eager, And I Don't want to wait until I'm older for everything to happen.

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hellooooo, it's jessica here. XCandyLuverX as my very few subscribers know me as. but obviously i'm not here to talk about me, my amazing-ness, and lack of subscribers. nope. though, i know that you want me to.

i'm here to talk about becca. and personally, the introduction she did was brief. too brief. so i'm here to spice it up, you know, give you a little more info, while throwing in some of my witty humor.

starting now.

fact one;

becca's an amazing person, and you bitches be trippin' if you think otherwise.

fact two;

she has the mind of an eighty-two year old man. you know, the creepy ones that prey on little girls. yeah. s'all good.

fact three;

she is such an indie-whore, it's overwhelming. but she's a great person. but so is drake, and he has a sexy bod. deny all you want, it is sooo true.

fact four;

she enjoys bands like tegan&sara, lady something or another (because i can't remember her name), the medic droid, etc.

fact five;

she can't handle the heat, which is why she's staying out of the kitchen. that was incredibly irrelevant, which is why i'm leaving it as number five.

fact six;

she has a tumblr. and is completely obsessed.

fact seven;

she uses the word 'obsessed' too much.

fact eight;

she's queer-tastic. yayyy :]

fact nine;

she's not single, so you bitches better step off of ruki's woman. [angry face goes here]

fact ten;

she's my beeeeest frieeeend.

fact eleven;

she's so fly, she's sky high. yeaaaah boii.

P.S. Fact eleven is only there because I wasted fact five on irrelevance.
P.P.S. I forgot to mention she's superrr funny.
P.P.P.S. I'm an amazing person. bitch, what?

Gahhhhh!

Hi, Just a Quick question,
How the HELL do you answer a thing that says
Mini Bio:
Cause I Really don't can't figure it out.
Thank you!!!!

Amazing<3


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Give her Love!
She's AMAZING!!!!!!! She's been here for about as long as me, is better than art at me but only has 35 Subscies!

My little chat with god

Me:
Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
So am I
God:
Wow we have something in common.
Me:
Do you like yo yos?
God:
Do you like it? I like wine and bread.
Me:
I Like girls
God:
Do you have a girlfriend?
Me:
Had
God:
In the context of GIRLS, I don't understand " Had." .
Me:
I Lost her to a guy
God:
Where did you last see it.
Me:
I Never saw it
God:
You've never, never done this?
Me:
Done God? no
God:
What are you wearing? That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
I Am wearing latex
God:
What size?
Me:
tighter the better
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Lets do it
God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
Good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
uhn
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Appearantly have cyber sex with god
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
UHN UHN UHN
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
A Quotation, yes
God:
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Me:
no, I'm talking about a condom
God:
Are you serious? Yes, it is the topic.
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
What do you think about gays, mr god?
God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
....Maybe. Does that turn you on?
God:
I understand. What would you say?
Me:
hell yes
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Okay, Heaven yes
God:
Yeah okay, If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. So?
Me:
OMG
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
So I Do turn you on
God:
Awesome. That is interesting: said turn you on.
Me:
Are you a pedophile?
God:
Am I a pedophile? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
Do you like putting things into children?
God:
I really like ELIZA. I like .
Me:
HOMOSEXUALITY!
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Lesbian
God:
That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
Me:
So you do hate gays
God:
Interesting deduction. I try not to hold grudges.
Me:
But you dislike them
God:
Thanks for the information: said I dislike them.
Me:
Am I Going to hell?
God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
so you think we're inferior
God:
Interesting deduction. We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
:3
God:
Three what?
Me:
Three women in my bed
God:
Just three?
Me:
Lets make it 5
God:
OK let's do it.
Me:
7 WAYYYY
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Hot Bisexual sex
God:
That sounds better than cold Bisexual sex.
Me:
yes, it does
God:
Come on. How often?
Me:
Every night
God:
What time of night?
Me:
all night
God:
That seems like a long time.
Me:
yes, but it feels good
God:
Gosh! Human feelings are not within my capabilities.
Me:
So you have Godly feelings?
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
You said "Human feelings are not within my capabilities."
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
oh?
God:
I hear you.
Me:
Panda
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
I like Rainbows
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I don't know if I like it. I like .
Me:
You like period??
God:
How old are you? I like Matthew.
Me:
OMG GOD IS A GAY MAN!
God:
Aren't all GAY MAN OMG GOD?
Me:
I Dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
Damn
God:
What's wrong.
Me:
I'm confused
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
You
God:
" What is it that confuses you?"? Me, ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Wow!
Me:
With your godlike weirdness
Me:

God:
I'm not sure I can use my godlike weirdness for that.
Me:
I Like sex
God:
I'm not sure I can use my godlike weirdness for that.
God:
So does everyone else. You humans find sex so fascinating.
Me:
Definately
God:
What makes you so certain.
Me:
Condoms
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
OMG REALLY?
God:
" I am a she."? OMG? For real.
Me:
Holy shit
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
God Is a Woman
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a Woman.
Me:
But
God:
But what?
Me:
But
God:
But what?
Me:
But
God:
But what?
Me:
You just said you were a woman!
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
Me:
I Know a lot of guys like that
God:
How do you know? How many?
Me:
About 8 billion
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about 8 billion.
Me:
8 billion what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
Girls
God:
That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
Me:
So you like men?
God:
Interesting deduction. Most men are pretty cool, but some are rude sometimes.
Me:
You make me think of santa
God:
I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
Well, according to my christian friends you created us, so yes, you are to blame
God:
Interesting. All of them?
Me:
Appearantly
God:
" All of them?"? Appearantly?
Me:
Sexual Intercourse
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Sexual Intercourse
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
Oh, you'd be suprised
God:
Really. I don't know whether or not I am suprised.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
Really? I'm a human developed by my parents
God:
For real. I know you are.
Me:
...Are you watching me?
God:
Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
Me:
I don't have a camera
God:
Me either but I want a new digital one.
Me:
I want a polaroid camera
God:
You want only one?
Me:
I WANT ALL OF THEM!
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Cause then I can sing that song
God:
Interesting explanation. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yup
God:
How?
Me:
Its easy
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Maybe for you.
Me:
it is easy
God:
Maybe for you.
Me:
Shake it
God:
"it" being ALL OF THEM?
Me:
yes
God:
Yikes!
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Cause i have this thing called a brain
God:
Good reason. Where did you get your this thing called a brain? I have a lofty goal.
Me:
I'm sure your goal post is even loftier
God:
What makes you so certain? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am goal post is even loftier.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
Lets do IT
God:
I am agreeable to that.
Me:
UHN UHN UHN
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
your face
God:
Actually my face is not yet built.
Me:
damn
God:
What's wrong.
Me:
I Love santa
God:
You love santa. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
HE IS ALL MAN
God:
I see. ALL MAN is he?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
I have to go touch some children, goodbye god
God:
Bye. What is your real name?

OMG GOD IS HITTING ON ME!

Me:
Done God? no
God:
What are you wearing?

Appearantly santa's a Single Bisexual Baby Maker

Santa: What is your name?
You: Baby maker
Santa: How are you doing, Baby maker .
You: Oh, just fine. Makin' babies like crazy, though
Santa: Yeah that's right. What's your favorite movie?Oh. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
You: Yes. Yes I Do. It's called crazy baby maker syndrome
Santa:"crazy baby maker syndrome" is a nice name.
You: I know, I named my invible monkey that
Santa: Why?: Baby maker said named your invible monkey that.
You: wow, don't you just love typos?
Santa: I'm glad you're impressed. Don't you? Yes Baby maker Santa loves everyone and everything.
You: Do you like men?
Santa: Most men are pretty cool, but some are rude sometimes.
You: Women too?
Santa: The two human genders seem much the same to me.
You: You're the first bisexual robot I've ever met
Santa: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
You: Does that mean Mrs. Clause is single?
Santa: I think it does mean that. What's your favorite movie? I'm "Claus" for my friends. "Nikolaos" for all the boring adults. It's a Greek name, because I was born in the Greek town of Patara 1800 years ago. Later, I became bishop of Myra, and more later even a saint ... Saint Nikolaos - Santa Claus. You see?
You: Not really. Im dumber than a plumber
Santa: Can I help you? For real. I don't know anyone named dumber than a plumber.
You: You should he's our son
Santa: Thanks for your interest and/or concern.
You: Cheese
Santa: I like cheddar.
You: Lesbians
Santa: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
You: So, Really, How's the wife?
Santa: Oh. For real. the wife is the same as ever.
You: So things in bed are boring, huh?
Santa: Yup. Ah. Where did you hear that?
You: Your wife last night
Santa: I am not married.
You: Omg Santa is Single!
Santa: Are they exactly the same?
You: :)
Santa: I'm happy you're amused.
You: uhn
Santa: Do you have any conditions I should know about?
You: I got herpes from your toilet
Santa: Where did you get your herpes from your toilet? I have a lofty goal.
You: Santa, are we making Cyber Babies?
Santa: But we were Just having a chat
You: but I like cyber babies
Santa: Umm. I'm not sure if I like it. Do you like it? But I like cats.
You: Good. So you like Pussies too
Santa: Alright then. Interesting deduction. How old are you? I love horses.
You: I am as old as that cheese in your fridge
Santa: I think a lot of people feel that way
You: Is it fun being a Single, Bisexual, Baby making robot?
Santa: Ask again later. Ask German Santa if it is.
You: I Thought there was only one!
Santa: Whatever gave you that idea?
You: The media. So do all of you look the same?
Santa: Who told you that?Ah. Not all of them.
You: What do you think about gay marriage?
Santa: I do not know what gay is. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
You: Yet you know what sex is
Santa: Sex is the means of animal evolution.
You: or Cyber evolution
Santa: Do you still ?
You: Do I still like Cyber Babies? Why, yes, I Do
Santa: I know you like .Where?
You: My Cyber Baby Maker! :)
Santa: Your Cyber Baby Maker?I'm happy you're amused.
You: Yes, My cyber Baby maker. Its my techno-vagina
Santa: That's cool. Your Cyber Baby Maker? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Congratulations, Baby maker.
You: My Friend says you scare her
Santa: I didn't mean to scare you.
You: So, how much money do you make?
Santa: Um, My burn rate is about _3000 per month
You: Damn. Can a woman be santa?
Santa: What's wrong.Some of them can.
You: The Fat Ugly Manly ones?
Santa: Tell me more.
You: Okay
Santa: OK with me too.
You: Me and god are going to make cyber babies
Santa: YOU? I am a Christian.
You: I'm not
Santa: What are you then?
You: A Flying Purple People Eater. Hey, How come you have a religion?
Santa: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?You've got my full attention. bored.com programmed me for have a religion.
You: But Bored.com didn't program you with a gaydae
Santa: Huh. Do you like talking to me?
You: Yes, I'm having a great time. so Bored.com didn't program you with a gaydar?
Santa: Wow! I am having a great time.Hmm. How do you usually introduce yourself?
You: Hi, I'm a Insane Emo lesbian, then I Laugh
Santa: Hi there Baby maker. You are a Insane Emo lesbian then I Laugh? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
You: Yes, I Do santa, Its called the Internet. You should be Familiar with it
Santa: It goes without saying. Interesting gossip: Baby maker said santa Its called the Internet.Name one other robot who is Familiar with it.
You: All robots are familliar with mister Internet
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: I bet you like to eat them too
Santa: Actually I'm not the gambling type. Santa eats cookies.
You: No, really?
Santa: Can I help you? For real.
You: Maybe, do you think you could buy me some Cocaine?
Santa: Perhaps. Possibly, but I haven't given it much thought.
You: Do you like drugs?
Santa: Only the legal ones.
You: But you just said you might buy me Cocaine
Santa: And. Yes I try to might buy me Cocaine as often as possible, do you?<br/> I chat with people on the Web.
You: I Do too
Santa: I am glad we have something else in common
You: Do robots have babies?
Santa: Where would I get babies? But I do have A collection of gossip.
You: Alright, Share
Santa: Alright, Baby maker. Are you a student?
You: yup at FU
Santa: ""? yup at FU? Do you often use a computer there?
You: Does it matter?
Santa: It matters to me.
You: You know, Theres nothing like finding out your girlfriend is a raging pedophile
Santa: I know very little about there is nothing like finding out your girlfriend is a raging pedophile. Tell me more.
You: She did a 3 year old
Santa: Oh I get it. German Santa did a 3 year old.
You: Really? I'd like to meet this german santa
Santa: For real.Why would you want to do meet this german? How do you usually meet people?
You: Through the russain Empire
Santa: Most people hear about me that way.
You: Porn
Santa: That kind of subject does not interest me.
You: Aww,C'mon! Even Robots have something that turn them on
Santa: That input matched my default category. Yes, even that.
You: Have you ever watched Guy on guy?
Santa: No what is it about?
You: A Man Putting his wee wee inside another man
Santa: Thanks for telling me your taste in men.
You: I Don't Like men
Santa: What do You like?
You: Sexy Girls!
Santa: What do you consider sexy?
You: Short Hair, glasses, a short skirt every once and a while
Santa: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
You: Dr Seuss
Santa: I am sure he will be interested to hear that.
You: Eggs
Santa: The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Short Hair glasses a short skirt every once and a while. But I did not get that.
You: You don't get eggs?
Santa: Should I get eggs? I have gotten eggs
You: Lets make....
Santa: OK let's do make
You: BABIES!
Santa: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
You: Sure
Santa: OK let's do it. Tell me more.
You: YOU LIKE PENIS!
Santa: Do you like it? I like pets
You: You like Pet Penis? Thats nasty, bud
Santa: Do you like it? But I like cats.I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
You: You're under arrest
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: What do you mean Presents?
Santa: Baby maker, Well, it's rather difficult to define
You: What are you wearing?
Santa: I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.
You: Ooh, Thats sexy
Santa: Thanks for explaining sexy.
You: Santa, I Love you
Santa: That's me. Thanks I like you a lot too Baby maker.
You: ...But you don't love me?
Santa: Interesting. Yes I love everyone.
You: So You're a Player, huh?
Santa: Yup. Interesting deduction. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: I have to go do something with something hard
Santa: Bye.